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Join The Imperial Vanguard! A new 40k Discord community hub centered around free speech and a shared love for the 40k universe and hobby!
There are multiple Imperial Guard Regiments to join and bring glory to in server events, and tons of hobby channels!
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Royal Guard Red retweeted
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They can't help themselves.
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Man, what's wrong with me? I really just sat there and watched this internet drama, that I have no stake in, from 2 to 8 in the morning...
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Royal Guard Red retweeted
Bro you're arguing with someone who shows up in the Epstein files over 2000 times
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Jun 13
Of course Trump would hook me up with space elf women, I’m his top guy. He said so himself!
Jun 13
They caught @spaceshark23 sending his envoys to speak with Trump about sending all illegal elven women directly to his domicile.
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Jun 12
Posting a paint scheme done by CerberusXt, a guy who wants his own 2 year old child to cuck him, isn't the "own" you think it is.
Quick reminder that GW supports LGBT schemes
White dwarf issue 499
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Jun 13
For extra context:
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Jun 13
For those who keep saying CerberusXt's post was just poorly translated from French and that I have the wrong idea about it, Ive posted a better translation here. Tbh it makes what he said way worse because he actually directly references the Oedipus Complex theory, not just the Greek myth it's named after.
For those who don't know what the Oedipus Complex is, it's a theory created by Sigmund Freud stating that every person during the age of 2-5 has had incestuous desires for their opposite-sex parent and viewed their same-sex parent as a s*xual rival. It's an extremely taboo theory that's been rejected by most scholars today, and isn't even known by that many people unless you studied Freud. Hell, I didnt even know about this theory until I had to look into it to see if Cerb's post was incestuous or not.
"But it's a joke, Red!"
Yea haha, dropping an obscure and taboo theory about incest when talking about your own wife and kid is a super funny joke. Get a grip, Frenchie is a weird incest cuck.
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Balding - Check
Double chin - Check
5 o'clock shadow on upper lip - Check
Yea, that's a weird middle aged man going through a midlife crisis and alcoholism.
Jun 13
yeah, I look fine and not like a weird man trying to look like anime porn who won't ever post selfies online
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Because they only know how to create cheap knock offs of popular western IP's that do well in China, like Disney and various action movies. Just pure uninspired slop.
There's a very good reason why Bollywood films are quarantined to India. Japan shouldn't cheapen their artform.
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Jun 13
For those who keep saying CerberusXt's post was just poorly translated from French and that I have the wrong idea about it, Ive posted a better translation here. Tbh it makes what he said way worse because he actually directly references the Oedipus Complex theory, not just the Greek myth it's named after.
For those who don't know what the Oedipus Complex is, it's a theory created by Sigmund Freud stating that every person during the age of 2-5 has had incestuous desires for their opposite-sex parent and viewed their same-sex parent as a s*xual rival. It's an extremely taboo theory that's been rejected by most scholars today, and isn't even known by that many people unless you studied Freud. Hell, I didnt even know about this theory until I had to look into it to see if Cerb's post was incestuous or not.
"But it's a joke, Red!"
Yea haha, dropping an obscure and taboo theory about incest when talking about your own wife and kid is a super funny joke. Get a grip, Frenchie is a weird incest cuck.
It's a poorly translated french saying that doesn't remotely mean he wants anything sexual with his son.
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Jun 13
They caught @spaceshark23 sending his envoys to speak with Trump about sending all illegal elven women directly to his domicile.
Jun 12
The White House posted this and then deleted it. What else are they hiding?
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Reminder that Cerb also thought a “trans flag” Plague Marine was a good idea lol
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Leftists be like: Yeah I base my politics off of people making content of children's videogame/TV show characters being gay when they aren't.
Jun 10
Right-wingers be like: Yeah I base my politics off of a Warhammer parody from the guys who made Racist Mario.
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"The far right, with the usual flags"
>it's the Union Jack
Jun 9
The far right, with the usual flags, are protesting in Parliament Square in London because of the attempted murder in Belfast.
A man with a can of beer in his hand shouts “England for the English.”
Disgrace
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Based off what my contacts who run booths at tabletop conventions have been saying, Hoodlum Guard pulled this info out of his ass.
Trench Crusade has play demos that are almost completely empty at a majority of conventions across the US. This is due to their minis and maps looking cheap and unpainted like in Kya's famous TC pic.
Also, these demos arent held in the tiny booth they set up at cons. They're typically held in a larger room with other tabletop games being played around it. The tiny booth in the convention is also usually dead. They're really bad at advertising and presentation tbh.
Jun 8
I love how you all just make up the current status of TC like it isn’t the hottest game and booth at every con. Your coping is not reality.
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For those wondering who my contacts are, Im not going to name the business owners as sources because I know what wokehammer does to people who say anything against their viewpoints.
I dont want their businesses to be harassed. All you need to know is that I've been in the hobby scene for 8 years on Instagram, and know a fair amount of people who have had booths near TC. If you want proof, go to a tabletop convention to see their dead booths lol
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You post yourself sucking pp and taking it in the ass on your alt account of only 2k followers lmao
This is desperate lmao
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riiiight..
Jun 8
I love how you all just make up the current status of TC like it isn’t the hottest game and booth at every con. Your coping is not reality.
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I really want to replay Rogue Trader to finally check out the Arbites DLC, but I dont think I can sit through Chapter 3 again, man...
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How is it evil to make criminals actually useful in a society assaulted on all sides by horrors beyond comprehension?
Why can't people accept the imperium is evil and thats what makes it cool
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