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Jun 13
Lol this Brazil team is so fucking broke dick, fade the entire continent, made now entirely of microplastic
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Jun 13
Just heard my dear mother tongue spoken for the first time on television…guess the suits are in on Norway 🇳🇴
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Jun 13
Thinking about playing soccer with my kid sister before this godless world broke her
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Jun 12
I wish I could bottle just the slightest taste of June in Minnesota for my dear West Coast and Southern friends. It would take some scary ass Steinbeck winter shit for you to understand the release of simple This
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Jun 12
They’re calling it the most U.P. tweet of all time
How many pounds of pasties did it take to produce one pound of copper?
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Jun 12
2010 will always be THE World Cup for me: Was going to school in MPLS with full Irish breakfasts and Guinness at 6am at my favorite pub watching the wildest matches ever. Ghana-Uruguay was the most excited I’ve ever been about a sporting event I had no rooting interest in
Jun 12
This doesn’t feel like the World Cup man. Waiting all day just to watch one game feels weird.
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Jun 11
Montes showing you why machismo is the world’s most fun, most retarded ideology
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Jun 11
This expansion was such a disgusting cash grab. No team on the African continent south of Ivory Coast belongs anywhere near the damn World Cup and they’re gonna hurt an actually important player with their desperate, sad thug shit
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Jun 11
How busted is African soccer if South Africa came out of their qualifying
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Jun 10
If he pretends Freddy’s is good, I’ll know he’s a state department psyop
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Ryan The Lion retweeted
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i don’t care if the feds knock my door, i really want to kill daffy duck
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Jun 9
Ja, vi elsker 🇳🇴
Jun 9
No ha empezado el Mundial y Noruega ya tiene las 3 mejores fotos de equipo.
La primera antes de viajar, disfrazados de vikingos.
La segunda, su foto oficial, con la camiseta de Noruega, todos perfectamente alineados.
La tercera, ahora, todos los jugadores con las camisetas de su primer club.
Qué grandes los vikingos.
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Jun 8
My ancestors on my mom’s side were Clemens and I wore 2 in high school baseball, think I might need to cop a jersey
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Ryan The Lion retweeted
West Texas oil tycoons after successfully bribing a judge to end college football as we know it just so Texas Tech can have back-to-back 10-win seasons.
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