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22 Aug 2024
surprise, chicken nuggets! it's cover release date reveal time! The Match Faker is:
*available preorder now: a.co/d/aBpyLAP
*out in ebook and print 11.15.24
*the prettiest book on earth thanks to Sam at Ink & Laurel
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31 Oct 2024
"I feel like every team has the same opportunities when I go into free agency."
-Juan Soto on if the Yankees have an advantage in his free agency
(via @snyyankees)
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19 Oct 2024
Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth nightclub
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7 Oct 2024
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today is national enemy day everyone post your nemesis
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25 Sep 2024
The only banner that matters
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17 Sep 2024
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL? WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN OUR ENEMIES CLOSED IN AROUND US?
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15 Sep 2024
IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!
NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!
TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA!
STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!
ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
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16 Sep 2024
no they wouldn’t. they’d be like “tabarnak man c’est un fucking gros lézard câlice”
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5 Sep 2024
Yeah I'll be real that's basically what I assumed it was up to
3 Sep 2024
Shocking images reveal Titanic is disintegrating on the ocean floor
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1 Sep 2024
Oh wowww… hear the crowd erupt 🤯
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1 Sep 2024
It was called PRETTY WOMAN not INTERESTING MAN!!!
Richard Gere thinks his #PrettyWoman character was "criminally underwritten."
"It was basically a suit and a good haircut," he said.
bit.ly/3yRlABr
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21 Aug 2024
SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"
Bob from Stranger Things, Sean Astin, makes an appearance at the Democratic National Convention.
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19 Aug 2024
Our annual tradition of sacrificing billionaires to appease Poseidon is going well I see
Tech billionaire Mike Lynch is missing after $18M yacht sank off Italian coast
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