Newtown Police Station, 1969... There's a thing called Major Incident Box which has to be opened when something big is about to happen... A plane is in danger of crashing, possibly on Newtown.. Of course, Lynch has lost it... :-)

“To all those of you, struggling with your own demons…” Martin Lewis’ acceptance speech as he received the Special Award on 10 May at this year's BAFTA TV awards.

Bob Mortimer pays tribute to @MWGoneFishing star Ted, who has passed away 💔

‘I hear you were hacked, Sergeant Major.’ ‘Yes, Sir.’ ‘And you lost all your followers?’ ‘Yes, Sir.’ ‘Hard to take.’ ‘Most of them were Army officers, Sir, so I really didn’t mind.’ @Kirky_Kirkwood #hacked #horses

Brighton win on and off the pitch. Yes, a great 2-1 win against Newcastle — but an even bigger victory came before kick-off. Today we hosted the Kent, Surrey & Sussex Air Ambulance at the Amex to teach fans CPR for National Restart a Heart Day. We also officially opened the Douglas Chamberlain Medical Room — the new name for the North Stand First Aid Room, home to the brilliant St John team who have saved seven lives using CPR and defibrillation since the Amex opened. It all began with Douglas Chamberlain, who brought the first defibrillator into a football stadium back in the 1970s — and inspired generations to save lives. One incredible legacy. Brighton & Hove Albion FC — winning with an amazing team, on and off the pitch. Thanks to everyone who took part — and to every fan who learned how to save a life today. 💙⚽️ #BHAFC #RestartAHeart #CPRSavesLives #StJohnAmbulance #DouglasChamberlain #KSSAirAmbulan