SHOW OFF YOUR PATHETIC FAT BODY
SHOW OFF HOW MUCH YOU'VE RUINED YOURSELF
SHOW OFF YOUR GROSS CELLULITE AND FLAB
SHOW OFF HOW YOU'LL NEVER BE THIN/HOT AGAIN
SHOW OFF YOUR LARD, GREASE, AND BLUBBER
SHOW OFF HOW SELF-DESTRUCTION IS A GOOD
SHOW OFF YOUR SEXLESS LOSER BODY