#NOOZ SUMMARY
The president Ramaphosa wants to talk to y'all and here's what he said this evening:
- First of all, I'm not your age mate.
- Right. The ConCourt says you can kick me out if this seat or whatever.
- You people are running your mouth too much, talking 'bout 'he gotta go.'
- I try to be nice...
- So some of you say I must resign. Others say I must NOT resign. I suggest you meet and make up your minds. I ain't got time for this.
- The problem is that you don't know the law. Also that's MY farm, mkay.
- I did not commit a crime. Or even a serious crime.
- You want me to resign neh? Okay, wait, I'm still talking.
- You will see the report that y'all want to see... right after some edits because it looks bad right now, guys.
- I've been telling y'all that I'm a good person. I've been saying it over and over. I'm a good person, dammit.
- Remember how I saved you from that other guy before me?
- You want me to leave? Okay... Who will be your daddy? Hm? You got someone in mind?
Thought so. So, hush, my little babies. Don't say a word.
- I'm not a criminal. I just have lots of cash.
- That silly little report you want to see ain't got nothing on me.
- I HAVE LAWYERS!
- They want to impeach me. That's wild.
- My LAWYERS will lawyer the hell out of that report.
- Okay, do you guys really want me to go?
Hahahahahahahahahaha. NO!
- They see me rollin'. They hatin'...
- Look at me. I am your daddy until I say otherwise.
- They just want me gone because I'm Madlangaring them on the daily.
- My beautiful children, I love you.
- Daddy ain't gon' leave you.