Shameless Remco Apologist & Felix Gall truther. All takes my own, unless they're good, in which case I probably stole them from someone else. (He/Him)

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Did your team have a 'Good Tour' or a 'Bad Tour?' Please give it a read and a share, my sense of self worth depends on it. (link in the replies to appease the mighty algorithm) #TDF2025
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Merckx, Roche, Chiappucci, Kelly, Valverde, and Menchov obliterated by big race Pello Bilbao
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1. Vuelta 2012 2. Tour 2008 3. Giro 2016 4. Giro 2025 5. Tour 2022
I'm working on a YouTube series and I need your help. What was your favourite Grand Tour of the last 25 years? 👀
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Arensman had achieved such a high calibre of Zubeldia-ing that even the commentators have no idea he's finished in the Top 10 of multiple Grand Tours
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Jonas attacking with 10 km to go purely to show off for the w/kg nerds
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VAMOSSS
Remco avec le maillot d'Arsenal à l'entraînement. Canon.
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Jonas Vingegaard always ensures he brings a spare Jonas Vingegaard to every Grand Tour
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Do not like that quickstep jersey one bit icl
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Another 9 goal thriller just to lose 1-0 in the final is clearly the funniest outcome here
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On a stag weekend but they have Gran Camiño at the bar
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Oh go on then
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People getting mad at this, thinking it's the headline, when really all that's happened is that Cycling Weekly caption links to their articles with the byline
Visma-Lease a Bike rider spoils Tadej Pogačar's history-making quest by making some of his own cyclingweekly.com/racing/win…
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Wout foiling Pogacar's attempt to win all 5 monuments is a perfectly valid thing to highlight
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By the transitive property of 1v1 sprints, Neilson Powless is better than Pogacar
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Ryan retweeted
Underrated aspect of Wout winning Roubaix is Reggie Miller cycling-mogging Lebron
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Started to have hope then remembered all my faith is currently riding on Wout winning a two up sprint at the end of a hard day
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NEVER IN DOUBT
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Lipowitz held onto 2nd on GC by 3 seconds today. Good job he worked with Seixas yesterday instead of waiting for Roglic for the pipe dream of somehow working over Paul to the tune of two and a half minutes
When talking about Lipowitz riding with Roglič, nobody seems to realize that Lipowitz now has a nice gap for 2nd place in gc? Why give that away for a very, very small chance that Roglič wins the stage? Goes beyond me.
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Congrats to Ion Izagirre, recipient of this year's Random Basque Rider Itzulia Bump
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Random Basque rider Itzulia bump is real. Alex Aranburu is now a top 5 climber
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Punting this already and it's April
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Bookmark this for when Dan Lorang becomes Remco's Javier Sola
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What happened to Sheffield and Watson?
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