Security Engineer, Father of 3, Computerphile, Buffalo wing enthusiast, Fantasy Football and Board game liker. hawzy.eth

Joined November 2009
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We can smolder with the best of them. #Emmys2022
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DJ just tried to transition from mambo #5 into papa roach and poor fella failed.
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I’m tired.
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Who’s winning in a vocal battle
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My dad confused the voice of @nlyonne for @NinaBlackwood.
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St Patrick’s Day playlist:
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My new favorite fact is that the guys who directed Everything Everywhere All at Once also directed the Turn Down For What music video.
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The US will do anything to avoid the metric system.
BREAKING 🚨: An asteroid the size of about 69 American alligators will pass by Earth on Tuesday via NASA asteroid tracker
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After a week of panic searching for my passport, having my birth certificate overnighted from Kentucky, countless attempts at getting an emergency passport appointment.. I found it. It’s honestly embarrassing where it was.
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Sister Hazel is just Blues Traveler without the harmonica.
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Y’all. Senator Cavanaugh. Is. Still. Going. Republicans in Nebraska are going to let the senate stay shut down because they just can’t go without hurting trans kids. Senator Cavanaugh’s 3 week filibuster has been INSPIRATIONAL. You are a hero, Senator Cavanaugh.
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This rain is making my Wellbutrin do some very heavy lifting.
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Every time I think I can stand someone, @traumamaximoff says “let’s see how you feel in 3 days..” it usually takes 1. 😂
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What are the odds Reba brings out Kelly Clarkson at the Hollywood bowl?
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Did we just give a man with a line beard an Oscar for a fat suit? In 2023? Wild.
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Lying to me is comical. I unwillingly find out everything anyway. 😂
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