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17 Jul 2018
My wife just told me she doesn’t like Red Lobster’s biscuits. I’ve put 11 years into this relationship, we have 2 kids together, and all this time I’ve been living with a monster.
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26 Aug 2025
I dont make the rules here
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15 Jul 2025
One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Tuesday, and you’re dialing into a team's call.
ALT A brown bear staring intently while resting on a log at Katmai National Park & Preserve, Alaska.
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27 Jun 2025
OOIDA scores huge wins for truck drivers with DOT announcement! 🎉
👉 Eventually, the message can break through. #OOIDA has spent years – and sometimes decades – advocating for issues that affect the lives of truck drivers.
📲 Learn more from @Land_Line_Mag: landline.media/ooida-scores-…
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8 May 2025
Asked by The Star’s @pgrathoff about being on a roll w 15 wins in last 17 games, BWJ said didn’t so much consider it a roll as just being Royals baseball and how “it’s going to be.”
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14 May 2024
Harrison Butker giving his speech like
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12 May 2024
Every conversation I have about the Royals with people
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25 Apr 2024
The FBI is getting the word out to motor carriers about a sophisticated cargo theft scheme.
#trucking #truckers #truckerlife #Landlinemedia
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5 Mar 2024
The Chiefs have used Jostens three times since 2019.
5 Mar 2024
The Ravens have used three first round picks on wide receivers since 2019
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26 Jan 2024
Fellas, get her what she's really hoping for this Valentine's Day...
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23 Jan 2024
FMCSA makes clarifications to its Medical Examiner Handbook.
#trucking #truckers #truckerlife #Landlinemedia
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13 Dec 2023
Don't take our word for it. Rep. Nehls says Land Line is a "very good magazine." Truckers, subscribe today for free. landline.media/subscribe/
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15 Nov 2023
Overtime pay in the trucking industry sparked a debate on the Women of Trucking Advisory Board. Find out what ATA had to say, as well as OOIDA's rebuttal.
#trucking #truckers #overtime #Landlinemedia
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12 Oct 2023
The last time the Chiefs lost to the Broncos
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8 Sep 2023
It turns out that what I thought was a small “shindig” is, in fact, a full-blown “hootenanny.”
#truckerlife #truckdrivers #Landlinemedia
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26 Aug 2023
The group operates seven locations, each located along Interstate-80 in Nebraska.
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1 Sep 2023
“There is currently no scheduled reopening date, and the truck parking sites will remain closed until further notice.”
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28 Jul 2023
Gentry’s father Teddy is the bassist for a little band you may have heard of – Alabama.
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16 Jun 2023
"Special"
The @610SportsKC Happy Hour cocktail today is a Pendergast using @JRiegerCo KC Whiskey. Plus, special guests @StephenSerda @RyanWitkowski stop by at 1:30! #CodyandGold
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24 May 2023
This line from @OfficialBlueyTV lives in my head rent-free. 😭
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