Comedian | Bipolar Babe | ADHDer | Die-Hard Blue Jays Fan | He/Him
Joined August 2019
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
May 30
Kirk has barely played
Barger has barely played
Haven't had a complete healthy rotation all season
Vladdy has 3 HRs
Still a .500 ball club and in a playoff spot
DO NOT let us get healthy
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
May 24
“Why did all the injuries happen and the Blue Jays lost their first game of the series”
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
May 17
Brandon Valenzuela is a stud defensively.
Notice how catchers don't throw to the bag anymore. Each of these throws is right where he wants it, down the line toward 1B so the fielder can catch and apply the tag earlier on the runner. Replay has helped the game learn this is better than throwing to the base.
May 17
25-year-old Brandon Valenzuela is making it clear early...
He’s not to be tested.
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
May 8
TLDR: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGN ME I'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD BOY I PROMISE I WON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF I'VE BEEN DOING MY WHOLE LIFE PLEASE YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL WORK FOR FREE
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
Apr 29
Cutting out the joke that “triggered” her is how we know the joke was actually garbage.
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
Apr 29
JEFF HOFFMAN:
-takes accountability for Game 7
-demoted to lower leverage
-accepts role like a professional
-shoves
ERIC LAUER:
-wants trade if he isn't starter
-whines about team using opener
-gives up more meatballs than the Old Spaghetti Factory
These aren't the same
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
Apr 19
Only 3 pitchers in MLB history have begun a season over their first 4 starts with:
30 strikeouts
Sub 2.50 ERA
0 wins
2 of the 3 are 2026 Toronto Blue Jays:
Kevin Gausman (0-1, 2.42, 31 K)
Dylan Cease (0-0, 1.74, 32 K)
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
Apr 10
The people already listing the George Springer bobblehead on eBay should never be allowed in the stadium ever again
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Apr 10
I can't believe this is a real take from a real MLB analyst.
Maybe we should stop gatekeeping these jobs for former players and people in broadcasting (IYKYK) if they're going to say ridiculous shit like this that shows a fundamental lack of understanding about the game.
Apr 10
Okay, can we do 50/50 at least? If more than half the ball is in the zone, it is a strike, if not, it is a ball.
Because this is dumb. Sorry if that hurts you.
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Apr 2
I can't believe this needs to be said, but ALL SEXUAL ASSAULT IS BAD AND EVIL!
Why the fuck are you even opening up an inquiry as to the potential severity of any assault?
But since you need clarity.. Some of the assault in question was knowingly infecting women with HIV.
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Apr 2
The way some folks will go out of their way to defend objectively awful people just so they can whine about "cancel culture".
They do it because they fear the potential of being "cancelled" for their own shitty behaviour.
Huge props to @JohnnyGiunta_ for calling Simmons out.
Apr 2
Did Major League Baseball also force him to Infect multiple women with HIV without their knowledge?
Average Steve Simmons article. What a fukin loser
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
Apr 1
Max Scherzer has made almost $400 million playing baseball
He’s a hall of famer. First ballot.
How can you not love how clearly and genuinely excited he was tonight to be pitching for the Toronto Blue Jays.
He’s 41.
It’s amazing.
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Apr 1
Jesús Sánchez is going to become a fan favourite REALLLLL fast!
This guy is so likeable! His smile radiates so much joy!
How can you not love this guy?
Apr 1
"I love the fans... Every single day they support us. That's incredible." 💙
Jesús Sánchez chats with @thehazelmae after recording two hits in a 5-1 Blue Jays win over the Rockies.
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Mar 31
Good morning to everyone except Jays fans who booed Little at the Dome last night.
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
Kazuma Okamoto on the field with @thehazelmae (and interpreted by Yusuke Oshima):
“Vladdy is a guy I really look up to. He’s been teaching me a lot and has taken me under his wing. It’s been awesome so far.”
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Ryan Zeitz retweeted
Mar 28
Here's every Langeliers HR since the start of 2023, and the pitch from Brendon Little that he crushed.
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Feb 19
Dirty hit on Ambrose.
That should've been a major, but just like their President, the US will take advantage of a minor.
Release the Epstein Files.
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Feb 14
In solidarity with the Canadian Men's Olympic Curling Team, I'll be telling 5 people to fuck off today.
A notable downgrade from my usual quota.
Feb 13
"You can f*** off"
Things got TENSE in Canada's win over Sweden in men's curling at #MilanoCortina2026 👀🥌
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