26 | Remarkably average at a children’s video game
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Apr 9
Pokemon Champions general thoughts after playing a lot in Master Ball rank with Floette balanced.
- Floette is 100% Top3 megas in the format and it's REALLY broken, but it's not as unfair as some people are describing it and it still has some really bad matchups
A thread 🧵
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Reg M-A was certainly one of the formats of all time but achieving my highest ever Elo of 1872 (rank 101 🙄) on Showdown was pretty cool. The @sunoru_sidw Floette/Ceruledge archetype is genuinely so much fun!
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Jun 15
Finished 6th/1096 at NAIC this year! So happy to achieve this in such a large and intense tournament. Being listed with so many big names I really look up to feels surreal☺️☺️
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Jun 14
Immediately gets RNG’d to hell no one beats the Juanfi curse
Jun 13
REGLA NÚMERO 1: NUNCA DES POR MUERTO A UN CAMPEÓN DEL MUNDO
QUE LOCURA LO QUE ACABA DE HACER WOLFEY, COMO SACO ESA PARTIDA.
AHORA SE ENFRENTARÁ A ERIC RIOS EN TOP4
WORLD CHAMP DIFF
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Jun 12
Faced toxapex stall on cart ladder last night, wdym wolfe is running it too 😭
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Jun 12
I don’t know what people have been calling but we should be calling it Chili Dog send tweet ❄️ 🌶️ 🐶
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Jun 11
This discourse has always been so funny to me cuz like if you dont like it… just dont buy it
My take on pay walled reports is that nobody bats an eye when a creator does it so we ultimately shouldnt judge non-creator players who make a team when they do it. Its ultimately their decision on how to release the info.
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NAIC TIME! NOLA can be hot and strain your body in crowded areas! Don’t forget to PLAY Pokemon!
P - Personal Hygiene!
L - Lets Shower!
A - Always Wear Deodorant!
Y - Your Teeth, Brush Them!
Be safe, have fun, respect yourself, and respect those around you.
See you there! ❤️
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Jun 8
So we’re just never getting previous champion’s pokemon again aren’t we
Tune in to #PokemonNAIC this weekend and watch #PokemonChampions for at least 60 minutes to earn a Special Blastoise in a Cherish Ball via Twitch Drops! 🎁
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Jun 7
🇯🇵 Japan Nationals/PJCS2026 Top 8 Teams 🇯🇵
Ayumu Iwasaki (イワサキ アユム): pokepast.es/d1c61f5ff5b2173f
Hiroshi Onishi (オオニシ ヒロシ): pokepast.es/bf178241f2950e90
Kohei Watanabe (ワタナベ コウヘイ): pokepast.es/5ac330fa1430672c
Rinya Kobayashi (コバヤシ リンヤ): pokepast.es/24996b9f62844ac6
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Jun 5
Hunter Biden found Twitter engagement and realized it’s better than crack
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LARPING IS NOT WHEN SOMEONE DOESNT KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT A VIDEO GAME AS YOU. ITS WHEN THEY PRETEND THEYRE FANS WITHOUT ENGAGING WITH THE IP OUTSIDE OF SOCIAL MEDIA
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can we please get 1-2 ACTUAL northeast regionals for 2027 @playpokemon i’m so tired of pittsburgh being the closest regional 😭 give us philly or secaucus or hartford or boston ill beg!!!
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Jun 6
Nothing will ever beat watching a Bruxish Flip Turn into a Tera Fire Calyrex Shadow to activate its Weakness Policy
Japan Nationals is a lawless wasteland why did I just see Mega Medicham poison jab a Mega Floette but its ok because the Alolan Ninetales roared out the Oranguru who was trying to set trick room
I love it
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Jun 5
oh!
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Jun 4
all this raichu discourse and not a single person has mentioned that raichu is canonically mormon
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if you're gonna hack me at least stream the nba finals damn man
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It is gonna be beyond funny when Indeedee comes back without Trick Room
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Jun 3
People are comparing the Raichu’s to M-A like we aren’t about to get Metagross and Salamence back at the same time (probably)
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