Virgin who can't drive.
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19 Oct 2022
Hiiiii (with the intent of telling you I’m flaking on our plans)
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Jun 11
Mike Breen has been calling Knicks games for 30 years. So happy for him he got to call that
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Jun 10
Wow. Must miss TV!
Jun 9
Jay Leno, Stephen A. Smith, and Louis C.K. will lead the celebration as Bill Maher accepts the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center on June 28th, with Woody Harrelson, John Mellencamp, and Whitney Cummings also appearing.
The ceremony will be filmed for a Netflix special.
consequence.net/2026/06/bill…
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Jun 9
Knicks were outscored by 11 in the second half after this by the way. No bigger curse than this rotted corpse
President Trump was on the court during halftime with Knicks owner James Dolan waving to the crowd.
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Jun 8
People already in line to get into the Garden. Not gonna let that dying old man and shit filled diaper kill the vibe
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Jun 8
Lolllll
Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary
#DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT
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Jun 7
Cacking at the idea that this absolute flop of a human has anyone in her life who isn’t dumb as shit
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Jun 6
Special kind of motivation hitting the gym hours before one’s 20th high school reunion
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Jun 6
There’s no fanbase in American sports that deserves to be experiencing a generational magical playoff run like this more than long suffering Knicks fans. A rare bright spot in our nightmare country
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Jun 5
A white truck in a high speed chase in LA and the Knicks lead the finals with the world cup about to start in America. Hello 1994!
#BREAKING: Authorities are in pursuit of a driver fleeing through Los Angeles County on Friday afternoon. ktla.com/news/local-news/pol…
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