find me on @KrafthSZN or @woobeey
Joined January 2018
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May 24
newcastle twitter stinks now because nobody agrees with me anymore (and I cannot be arsed with the poisonous algorithm this account has on it)
go follow me on @KrafthSZN if you're a real SCARFYYYYhead or @woobeey if you like any of the nerdy shite i tweet about
ciao 😁
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May 25
feel like my last tweet shouldn't be this so
luke o'nien is fit.
goodbye for now 🫡
May 24
newcastle twitter stinks now because nobody agrees with me anymore (and I cannot be arsed with the poisonous algorithm this account has on it)
go follow me on @KrafthSZN if you're a real SCARFYYYYhead or @woobeey if you like any of the nerdy shite i tweet about
ciao 😁
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3 Dec 2016
We've missed you too, @WestHamUtd fans.
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May 24
No chance I'm seeing our fans cucking for the Mackems. First they celebrated their promotion now they're congratulating them on getting Europe. Grow up lads.
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May 24
Never been firmly in the Eddie Out camp but stats & league positions don’t lie and I think it’s time. Having said that, I absolutely disagree with the lack of respect he’s being shown by some. He’s performed miracles at times & given me the best day of my life as an NUFC fan.
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May 24
speaking of absolute shit
May 24
My god we are absolutely TERRIBLE. £700m spent to match Steve Bruce’s 17 defeats and we deserved every one of them. WE ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT
Sunderland get Europe while we get another shocking performance, because we lack the brains to sack a manager who’s been PISS POOR all season!
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May 24
"Tragic news: the newcastle team bus has been nuked from orbit coming up the M1"
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May 24
i think if you believe Howe has taken us as far as he can then absolutely fair enough, i'm not begrudging that, I just disagree.
it's the disrespect and vitriol i just don't understand. bloke won us a trophy just over a year ago and your calling him all sorts, it's pathetic.
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May 24
Well.. I'm happy that every single Newcastle fan can agree that we're glad the season is over and Eddie Howe has done an absolutely terrible job and should be embarrassed.
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May 24
this is so disingenuous hahahahahaha oh my god
May 24
Half time in the final game of the season and we’re in exactly the same league position as we finished in Steve Bruce’s last season in charge #progress
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OverReaction FC
May 24
This is one of the most unlikeable Newcastle teams in a long, long time. Can’t believe I’m saying that about a squad made up of historic cup winners. Disgraceful mentality
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May 23
Weather machine on ✅
Getting footy on the box for free ✅
Briefcase has finally realised you can run this country on vibes alone. Announce a £3 pint in every pub and we’re cooking…
May 23
Football should bring people together, not shut them out.
For the first time since the competition began, fans won’t be able to watch the Champions League final for free. That’s not right.
This is bigger than wanting to watch Arsenal in this historic final. It’s bigger than one club.
Hardworking people shouldn’t have to fork out for a subscription to watch this match.
I urge TNT Sports to reconsider and make the final next Saturday free to watch.
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May 23
Your man thinks VALENTINO LIVRAMENTO is a pure-blood English man?!
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I like how Londoners get wound up that people from up north won’t go to one of their pubs to spend £7.50 on a pint while having to listen to Chuggsy talk about his wild night out with Tarquin where they drank IPAs on the local common
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May 22
Unhand my willy this instant
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May 22
“More liberal”
‘You feel like you’re just free there.’
Bailey, a 22 year old British influencer, tells @BenKentish he moved to Dubai because it’s safer and more liberal than the UK.
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May 22
Say what you want about football twitter but it doesn’t half make you chuckle sometimes
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May 23
This is like, one of the few tweets I see and wish I had come up with
"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"
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