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s¢hafer @SCH4FERR
Joined December 2019
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s¢hafer@SCH4FERR
14 Dec 2024
Sun touching my skin for the first time in weeks:
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a gay guy who is rlly mean online but he’s Brazilian so its ok
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I’m showing bush to remind everyone I’m worthy of love.
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Everyone knows about your fake foreskin and no one likes it.
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I’m going to make something beautiful out of willow.
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I’m wearing blush today to remind everyone I’m deserving of love.
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I ask my coworkers if I can dip a biscoff in their hot tea and they say of course you can Schafer, being around you is a blessing every day!
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The influx of likes that tells u the Australians are waking up
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OMG.. The LGBTQ crowd is mad because SCH4FERR is stealing their attention during pride month. 🤣
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Me in the sun!!!
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Cherish every moment with your boyfriends You have 2 weeks left until summer is here and u will have to dump him !!
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s¢hafer retweeted
owing wilson@wiisportsbot
May 30
Waking up in the morning to a toilet full of Coco and Clair Clair
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I’m not allowed to ask my coworker if she’s a lesbian so I play lesbian songs around her and I side eye to see if she looks like she relates to them
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If I ever got a boyfriend I would feel so guilty it’s against my brand and ideals and even morals it would feel like a betrayal of myself and everyone I love
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Back and forth gotchas between Europeans and Americans is SO fucking boring
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I was shading my own fave but no one guessed her so she is free to squawk another day
s¢hafer@SCH4FERR
May 31
I enjoy the audacity of a popstar who cannot sing live but just keeps doing it anyway
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I enjoy the audacity of a popstar who cannot sing live but just keeps doing it anyway
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I want to be friends with a moderately wealthy gay couple who will invite me to their destination wedding
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This girl really thinks I’m going to miss Twink Bash to be her bridesman……..
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s¢hafer retweeted
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@welcome2joe
May 28
the king will have nothing but the finest twinks
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I don’t even believe in the shape of my own mustache.
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