Web/UX/Product Developer/Designer/Architect/Manager. Sometimes I'm a tortoise. Sometimes I'm a giraffe.

Joined August 2008
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crocodile, england, 12th century
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Is this suggesting Trump needs to chill?
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Baroness Mone’s husband gave Tories £170,000 End this corruption thetimes.co.uk/article/916de…

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It is the likes of Daniel Hannan who want to make things much worse. It is called catastrophe capitalism where an increase in crises and catastrophes unlocks speculative opportunity to make profit out of misery. Hannan / Bannon is desperate to make matters worse, the accelerant
In a tortuous piece, the Peruvian Vote Leave fantasist explains to gaslit Telegraph readers that we've been turned into Europe's basket case because of lockdowns, unions, BBC panic-mongers, skivers, malingerers and mask-fetishists, but fails to mention BREXIT once in 1,500 words!
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Exactly 50 years after its first entry in the European union, a nearly two thirds majority of citizens in the UK want a new referendum to rejoin ! independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
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Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Replying to @David__Osland
Insurance based health care is not the answer
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The Islamic Republic has confirmed the death sentence of #MohammadGhobadlou He is only 22 yrs old. He is at imminent risk of execution. His crime: Protesting for freedom. Please say his name. It could save his life. #MahsaAmini #IranRevolution
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The most terrifying advert of all time.

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Oh dear... 🤦‍♂️ Russian state broadcaster RT has a Christmas message for Europeans
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Here’s a better money-saving tip… Don’t vote conservative.
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Another Conservative Party money-saving tip… This time from Tory MP, Rebecca Pow And will prob save you even less than Boris Johnson’s new kettle tip…

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In the last few days hundreds of thousands if not millions of people in London, Kent, Hampshire, Lancaster, Sussex and Devon have being going without a basic life necessity, running water. Ladies and gentlemen meet the Minister for Water.
Top Tory tells Brits 'iron wrapping paper' to save cash as nurses get a pay cut
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21 Dec 2022
You will be stunned to learn Matt Hancock will face no consequences whatsoever for breaking outside jobs rules (and as such, the Ministerial Code). Oliver Dowden says any punishment would be “disproportionate”.
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Books of the Year!
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Some tricky numbers for Rishi Sunak tonight. Public support for nurses has risen by 7pts since strikes announced in late November acc pollster @Savanta_UK. Over half of people (54%) blame government for nurses strikes, 27% blame unions and only 11% blame nurses themselves.
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