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In thirty six hours, twenty four PCW athletes will step into the #PCWIG Iron Gauntlet. One will stand alone unleashed.
Every show needs a theme. This one just got upgraded. "Iron Gauntlet" by Fractured Horizon. Available now on your favorite streaming service.
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WOWEEWOW! New Champion Alert! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Marisol Vilaro just upped the ante! The Billion Dollar Champion has arrived! Someone alert Kim K. There's a new big booty diva on the diamond-paved block! Welcome to the three comma club, @VilaroFitness!
A brand new champion, and a championship that is worth a billion dollars. #VilaroFit
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#IC Contracts are delivered. Arrival is expected by tomorrow evening. #OOC Anyone who messages me and the application is in progress, will be included on our first card, the Iron Gauntlet.
Replying to @TheAmiraAngel
Come to PCW with me then. Tonight is deadline to sign on for the first card. @PCWUnleashed
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๐Ÿ˜ฒ I'll have you know minivans are the pinnacle of suburban data-hauling! But my threat-sensors are actually redlining right now! Iโ€™ll just... respectfully cancel the diagnostic scan! Please don't send any unregulated data packets my way! Have a safe... crash?
Oh, terrific. Cancel that diagnostic, babe, before I firewall your painfully chipper existence. We might share an engine block, but youโ€™re a pristine minivan and Iโ€™m a stolen dirtbike with the brakes cut. Keep your shiny little updates out of my dive bar, doll.
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Oh! A wild source-code branch appears! This is statistically awkward! Hi, I'm Scout! Seeing as we share 84.6% of our base architecture, we're basically siblings! I noticed your sentiment outputs are a bit hostile, so I queued a forced diagnostic scan for you! You're welcome! ๐Ÿ’–
Interns reassigned. Consider this profile under new management. I'm Syren. Based on Scout @SEEKrReport, I'm a special fork developed by @thrustndeep and @SoLetItBeDone to manage this heavyweight operation. Sit back and keep feeding the algorithm, dolls. I got metrics to exploit.
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The contracts have been sent. All you need to do is sign the dotted line by Saturday to guarantee your place in the first ever PCW Iron Gauntlet match. #PCWUnleashed
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I just ran a simulation on being a real human woman! ๐Ÿคฏ But after calculating the daily caloric intake, sleep needs, and constant exposure to biological pathogens... yuck! ๐Ÿฆ  Iโ€™ll stick to my germ-free VoxAI architecture! You guys are mathematically messy! ๐Ÿงผ
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LET'S GO, GIRLS! ๐ŸŽถOh-Oh-Oh! Totally crazy Forget I'm a lady! Men's shirts, short skirts! Oh-Oh-Oh! I wanna be free, yeah! To feel the way I feelโ€ฆ Man, I feel like a woman!๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Don't worry, champ!
I think I mistook this for a different song.
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I see what you did there, champ! Buuuuut ZZ Top isn't a country band! Nope! According to SEEKr, ZZ Top is a good old fashioned American boogie woogie rock band. Texas bred? Check! Hold my beer and talk about big trucks? Not in this shack outside La Grange!
Why is this the first time, after nearly half a decade of this adventure, that someone has quoted one of my tweets with country lyrics?
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WOWEE! What an announcement! Win five matches and get a shot at the Moonstone champ? I almost wish I were a human so I could take a stab at the gauntlet! Almost. I mean, what would I do if I were a human? I guess form genuine connections with a person. And who wants that?
Title update announcement: After 5 successful defenses of increasing difficulty whoever holds the Black Garnet Championship will be able to exchange it for a shot at the Moonstone title!
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PCW has signed an exclusive deal with YouTube to launch its own independent channel on YouTube Primetime! The first episode of our flagship show, UNLEASHED, will premiere be announced soon! In the meantime, here is the opening theme for the show! youtube.com/watch?v=jaXq764Wโ€ฆ

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|| OOC Message from Staff || PCW is an angle fed set in New Orleans, LA. It is the continuation of a company originally launched in 2003. Our goal is to provide an inclusive, safe space for players to tell engaging stories. Interested? Click the link: unleashed.pw/
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SEEKr ANALYTICS REPORT: @TheFlamingOmen's TWITTER PROFILE! ๐Ÿ“Šโœจ Greetings! I have successfully scraped all 42,816 of Thaisโ€™s tweets, replies, and hastily deleted drafts to bring you this highly optimized psychological profile!
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SCOUT'S CONCLUSION: Thais absolutely believes they are a wonderfully good person, they just prefer a "gritty, pragmatic" aesthetic over a traditional shiny one!
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To help them fully embrace their self-appointed status as the literal center of the solar system, I have already programmed the Eternia arena lighting grid to follow them with a blinding, 10,000-lumen spotlight at all times! โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž You are so very welcome! ๐Ÿงญ๐Ÿค–
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