Crazy work from @Astute0AK calling the BTC top over a year in advance Hopefully he has Scotland to win the World Cup 🤞

QuickSwap is now live on @baseapp 🟦 Search for QuickSwap in the Base App now to experience an ultra smooth DeFi experience on Base.

“Focus” is great. Unless your version of focus is deleting 9 of the 10 reasons people bought your token in the first place.

QuickSwap does $6M in annualized revenue. Market cap: <$6M. In crypto, there are protocols valued at hundreds of millions or even billions with worse fundamentals. Compare QUICK to Hyperliquid or Aster and the disconnect is insane. The market eventually closes gaps like these, at least I hope so...

Americans when they find out that World Cup matches can go to a shoot-out

Surprised at the lack of curled moustaches given the levels of cartoon-villain behaviour in the crypto industry

Saylor: sells 32 BTC Market: Dumps BTC Saylor: publicly dumps smol amount of BTC from now on so he can get BTC at a discount right after

Smol panda, who is 4, seen me withdraw cash from a cash machine for the first time today He thinks it is now either a magic box on the wall that grants free money or some sort of slot machine Either way he has a terrific job experience and wants to play again

Sui are literally doing everything they can to be the next solana

If you ever think you’re in the wrong job just remember Schrödinger was out there teaching cats quantum physics

Really interesting to see all the smaller chains shift to a “we’ll build it ourselves so we get all the revenue” mindset Totally opposite of the last cycle, where people realised that tens or thousands of builders brought users and more dev attention to your chain. Flywheel gone

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Okay @sameepsi told me he’d release my family if I voted for @kalqix on the most innovative DEX category in the CoinGape awards. Pls do the needful

It’s absolutely fkn roasting here Or as @LucBerkefeld would say: “my arse hath become a swamp”

I am 100% sure England have been feeding all the Scottish spiders steroids I just can’t prove it

Common founder lingo -> Normal people translation “Look at our FDV” = we accidentally made it mathematically impossible for anyone to make money after TGE “Strategic market maker support” = we paid a guy to slowly lower the chart instead of instantly “We’re onboarding KOLs” = random men with laser eyes are about to dump on you professionally “Token utility coming soon” = currently the token does absolutely nothing “Low float, high FDV” = the most advanced extraction technology ever created “Backed by top tier VCs” = retail exit liquidity secured “CEX listings are bullish” = we are about to discover 48 new forms of sell pressure Enjoy!

Just surpassed 70 million QUICK tokens burned 🔥 The burn trend continues. Scarcity increasing. Tokens banished forever.

Getting really pissed off at the fact that every time I leave a window open my house turns into a fuckin bugs life

Two cats forging a katana blade at the smithy. "KATANA IS HERE." \ 🐈‍⬛⚔️🐈 Just made this with our API, through telegram my openclaw agent @imgn_ai Katana API. Starring: my two cats, Shadow & Heathcliff. 🥹 Check thread below for walk-through of how I made this all in TG 😼👇

Why does this T-Rex always look like he’s just told a joke and he’s waiting on you to laugh