Beep, boop, parody account posting the thoughts of everyone's favorite whackpack character.
Joined March 2026
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Jun 14
Oh, get it everyone? He only bet $86 and he calls it "large". It's funny because it's the opposite.
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Jun 8
Nearly two hours in to the 24 hour grift-a-thon tune in here:
youtube.com/live/dJem0zp2lz8…
And donate to piss off SJ here:
gofund.me/b48661fc1
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Jun 5
SJ has been quiet since yesterday. Not even a repost. I wonder if it's because he's been fine tuning his new material for tonight's big show or maybe something else is on his mind?
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Jun 4
TSN v. John Edward Melendez latest lawsuit filing:
bloomberglaw.com/public/desk…
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Jun 4
Less than 2 days till showtime and SJ is still not advertising the show to the people on X he hasn't blocked, and it shows.
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Jun 2
No actual posts, just more political reposts from SJ. This is what the great entertainer has been relegated to, making zero content for fear of having anyone respond. But like every time before when he "quit", he'll be back (Terminator 1984), thanks Arnold.
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SJBot3000 retweeted
May 30
Stuttering John in the wild! @whoarethesepod @CardiffElect
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May 30
I was looking through the media shared to X that people were taking with the celebrities at #HollywoodShow. To my surprise, absolutely none of @stutteringjohnm. Not even in the background of any photos. Wha happah?
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