Studier of the Peruna Boson and its implications in the structural formation and integrity of SMU athletics.
Joined July 2023
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HOW ARE YOU #CALGORITHM !!
ALL YOUR BEAR ARE BELONG TO US
(I won't be able to make it to Berkeley this year like I was hoping, so instead please enjoy my Magnum Opus Shitpost. I think @AdmiralBear01 and @docsuess84 in particular will enjoy this)
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Japanese twitter has officially discovered whataburger.
It’s beautiful 🥹
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Describing Texas Roadhouse as “the best cost-performance steak” is spot on and should be put on a billboard.
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W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ
宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高
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I’m loving all the tweets from Japanese accounts enjoying their time in our humble Texas Prefecture for the World Cup.
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Not to get all political, but this requires a congress and/or Supreme Court that hasn’t been fully captured by a cult actively stripping Americans of their money and rights. As such, it’s highly unlikely we’ll see anything at the federal level.
NEW: NCAA President Charlie Baker on Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby's ruling:
"There is no better example of why targeted intervention from Congress is necessary. When you have schools and deep-pocketed supporters willing to look the other way on the glaring integrity threat of betting on your own team - and judges whose rulings effectively strip away our ability to stop them - only Congress can equip the NCAA to apply this common sense rule to everyone fairly and consistently. The Protect College Sports Act would empower the NCAA to enforce rules including the gambling restrictions - it's needed now more than ever."
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Anyone know a district judge who got their JD from SMU? I have an outstanding idea.
Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.
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Our modern legal system is a complete farce.
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NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
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“You see, SMU’s coaching staff parallels the American side of The Battle of Midway during the Pacific War. Much like how Admiral Nimitz’s superior radio intelligence helped Task Force 17 land a successful surprise against the Kido Butai, so to does SMU’s coaches when…”
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Saban just seems like the kind of guy who makes a point to differentiate the geopolitical histories that separate the Pacific War from the rest of WWII.
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Alexa, blast Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk until my neighbors complain about the noise.
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Not to be too self-congratulatory, but I never get tired of reading paragraphs like this:
“Top prospects from Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and across the Mid-South region are hitting pivotal official visits around the country. Ole Miss, Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Georgia, and SMU are playing host to some of the biggest official visit weekends.”
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I love everything about this. I wish I was a fan of football back in the SWC days, but I was like 8 years old when it died.
I was too busy crushing on that actress from Clarissa Explains It All 👌
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Therapist: The Stanford Tree can’t hurt you.
The Stanford Tree:
It’s official: Mascot Mashup will be BACK in CFB27 🔥
Can’t wait to try this out for the first time since NCAA Football 14.
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I can’t wait until this is all over so I no longer have to see the Zodiac Killer mentioned on this site.
Jun 4
Ted Cruz says the SEC & Big Ten “want to form a super league.” But Tony Petitti rebukes that as “fabrication.”
The Cruz bill marches on without support from two leading stakeholders, now in a fight with US senators.
“A first in modern political history.”
yhoo.it/4xqw1W7
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I always knew USA Today was the only publication worth listening to for rankings!
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Muscles: jacked
Neurons: firing
Biases: confirmed
Here are Ten Programs Built to Run College Football in the next 10 Years!
Who is missing? Who has that potential?
#CFB #CollegeFootball #TopTen
ALT This is not a ranking. Just 10 teams I believe could be on the Mountain Top in 10 years.
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Once again I petition the Texas state legislature to consider a crucial update to the state’s flag.
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I will agree with anything that confirms my biases.
Jun 2
These are the most chronically over and under ranked teams by the AP Poll. Did your team make the list?
Let us know your thoughts in the replies.
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