I put the pro in procrastination. I’m still here for sports and true crime. Scientific opinions are my own.
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
Jun 2
Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
May 28
l've never seen anything more accurate
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
May 25
The best way to enjoy ‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’ is to uncross your damn arms and try to have some fun. My oldest kiddo had *zero* interest in Star Wars beforehand and absolutely loved it. A new generation of Star Wars fans? This is the way.
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
Apr 14
Another video of the Super Delta over Pensacola Beach today with U.S. Navy Blue Angels and Air Force Thunderbirds.
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Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.
Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-multimed…
ALT A crescent Earth setting behind the Moon\u2019s horizon. Credit: NASA
ALT Earth setting behind the Moon as seen by the Artemis II crew. Over half the left side of the image is filled by the gray lunar surface, pocked with craters. Credit: NASA
ALT A close view of the Moon. Jagged circles of craters dot the gray surface, fading to dark on the left side of the image. Credit: NASA
ALT A crescent Earth setting behind a hemisphere of the Moon. Credit: NASA
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This made me instantly emotional! What an inspiring passing of the torch. 🥺
Just watched Apollo 13: Survival on Netflix. That was an incredible look into the Apollo 13 mission. Definitely a must watch.
"Welcome to my old neighborhood." Our @NASAArtemis II astronauts woke up on the sixth day of their mission to a special message recorded in 2025 by astronaut Jim Lovell, the pilot of Apollo 8.
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
Mar 27
This Barbie x #ProjectHailMary poster is the best. Thank you, District_Movies (on IG).
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
Mar 22
Just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago
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Mar 19
I am relieved they finally did the right thing.
They NEVER should have cast her.
Now, I hope she steps ALL the way back and that she gets the help she needs.
Those poor kids need both of their parents!
ABC Pulls 'The Bachelorette' Amid Taylor Frankie Paul Domestic Violence Allegations variety.com/2026/tv/news/the…
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
Mar 18
The Walt Disney Company’s 2026 sizzle reel is here. Instant chills.
"Only one place can turn stories into phenomenons. Unrivaled fandom. Unequaled franchises. Unbelievable innovation. This year, there is no limit to our imagination."
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
Mar 15
This actually hit hard.
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Mar 11
How it feels every damn time I pick up my phone, as a Ravens fan.
He failed the physical?!? What. Theee. Fuck??
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
Mar 9
Charlie Kolar, Isaiah Likely, Tyler Linderbaum and Jordan Stout all gone today. Jesus Christ. What a terrible day for Baltimore.
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This is a chaotic day for football news.
I will miss Likely and Kolar the most. 🥺
Who is going to catch the ball besides Zay and Mark? 🥸 #RavensFlock
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
The official signal to go to sleep isn't yawning. It's dropping your phone directly onto your own face.
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JACK HUGHES. THE MOMENT THAT WILL LIVE FOREVER.
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Feb 22
The eagles along the top were a nice touch. 🦅🦅😆
Proud of these guys!!
USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸♥️
THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVES. 🇺🇸
#WinterOlympics
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
Feb 19
Bad day for the nobody watches women’s sports crowd
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