🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her | 22 | #1 Splattershot Jr. Fan | Sub Saver Enthusiast | div something idk | shooter player for Land Crabs | banner: @Drewmar_spl

Joined January 2024
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22 Sep 2025
not for nothing but i might be one of the greatest splatoon photographers to ever do it
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Can you make a nintendo store for bumfuck nowhere because i live there thanks
Unlock your Splatoon style with these keychains! Available at: 📍Nintendo NEW YORK 📍Nintendo SAN FRANCISCO
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FINALLY ftiu banned. my god.
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this wasn't THE balance patch right. the one that they said they would be dropping later on? it couldn't be right? they dropped it out of nowhere. all they did was pfs changes. surely this isn't THE balance patch
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division 7. i'm high key upset but whatever
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> open splatoon > queue X rank > wait 230 seconds for a match > 2 people disconnect within the first 10 seconds > you get assigned a loss > close splatoon
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Drink my nefarious cooler.
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LF a LUTI team! Dm me here or on discord @/ultrastamps
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.96 gal 🩵 #NewProfilePic
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19 Nov 2025
"dodge the liter" has been the counter play to it for some time now, that's why i'm confused
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losing while caring could be top 3 worst experiences in the human psyche
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16 Oct 2025
MY FIRST BIG TOURNAMENT WIN WTF RAHHHH
16 Oct 2025
We got these squad wins for the crew! WOOOOO 🔊 🥇in Swim or Sink 204 with a reverse sweep in finals!! GGs to everyone!!! @GVictini - Hammer Merchant!!! @Comrade_spl - GET HIM IN 3 THIS SEASON!!! @oriiio_ - Played dualie for head start content!!! @Snivo_spl - Washed unc BTW!!!
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this is what if feels like to do vod review

ALT Walter White Walter GIF

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x rank is a uniquely terrible experience, especially in ttek. making above/below 2k different matchmaking pools is legitimately idiotic decision, especially with the already fragmented population. below 2k you're getting matched with 800xp timmy no matter what your own xp is and
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above 2k you might find a game every 5-7 business days, probably against yoshell and dude
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22 Sep 2025
i wanna change my pinned given that it's - 2 years old - of a disbanded team - on the wrong account of said disbanded team
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22 Sep 2025
but idk what to change it to. maybe when i get on a team ill put that there but what in the meantime 🤔
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17 Sep 2025
i stand on the shoulders of giants (cracked hedit players that carry my dumb ass)
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16 Sep 2025
i think that the biggest thing about people enjoying/not enjoying comp is this: if you're below top level, being a free agent sucks absolute dookie doo doo ass, and having a consistent team is fun
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14 Sep 2025
had a crazy run in baja's blast last night with land crabs. we might be goated
14 Sep 2025
beat 2 separate level up eligible teams tonight in tournament bracket i might be ftiu banned now
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