#psgvars #arsvpsg @footballontnt @ChampionsLeague Saka is crap. Not surprised he's gone off. Done nothing apart from give the ball away. Can't wait to see him in the world Cup. Left Foden, Palmer, Gibss-White behind

#arsvpsg #psgvars @footballontnt @ChampionsLeague . Is it my TV or the sun being out but is the Champion's league ball difficult to see? I'm sure there are more dark colours than white.

UK law: If you are Muslim you can punch a police offer in the face, bang your first cousin and claim benefits for your fourth wife (also a family number) If you are white, you get prison time for tweeting how pissed off you are about it. Labour are inciting riots

#ChampionsLeague It was OK

#PSGBAY It was OK.

As another man who once worked with me declares himself saddened by my beliefs on gender and sex, I thought it might be useful to compile a list for handy reference. Which of the following do you imagine makes actors and directors who aren’t involved with the HBO reboot of Harry Potter so miserable? Is it my belief that women and girls should have their own public changing rooms and bathrooms? That women should retain female-only rape crisis centres? That men don’t belong in women’s sport? That female prisoners shouldn’t be incarcerated with violent men and male sex offenders? That women should remain a protected class in law, because they have sex-specific needs and issues? That language should reflect reality rather than ideological jargon, especially in a medical context? That women shouldn’t be harassed, persecuted or fired for refusing to pretend humans can change sex? That women should not be threatened with violence and rape when they assert their rights? That freedom of speech and belief are essential to a pluralistic democratic society? That troubled minors, especially those who are gay, autistic and trauma-experienced, should be given mental health support instead of irreversible surgeries and drug treatments on non-existent evidence of benefit? That gay people shouldn’t be pressured to include the opposite sex in their dating pools, nor should they be smeared as ‘genital fetishists’ when they don’t? That cross-dressing heterosexual male fetishists aren’t actually oppressed, but having the time of their lives piggybacking off gender identity ideology? That said ideology, and the privileged, blinkered fools pushing it because they suffer zero consequences themselves, have done more damage to the political left’s credibility than Trump and Farage could have achieved in a century? Let me have your thoughts.

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

Winston Churchill " we will fight them on the beaches" Keir starmer "we welcome them on the beaches"

The news about the orphaned baby mammoth in Japan that went around the world. After being orphaned by poachers, the baby monkey was placed in a zoo where unfortunately it was rejected and chased away by all the adult monkeys. The caretakers gave it a plush monkey and from that moment on the little monkey has been inseparable from its toy even though it still remained unwanted among the monkeys.#sadbuttrue #orphan

#NFOLIV LiVARpool. Scrap VAR now.

#ENGvIRE Embarrassing performance so far from England. Ireland only looking good because they are paying against what? This team not even good enough for parks rugby

There’s no cage that can hold me!

#novar @FansAgainstVAR_ @FA_PGMOL How great is football without VAR? Goals celebrated, mistakes galore, fans don't care, no delays and everybody understands the game. Please learn. Football is better, no, not better but greater without VAR. PLEASE #scrapvarnow #var

#totvnew #spursvnew #totnew #spursnew #nufc @FansAgainstVAR_ @FA_PGMOL @premierleague @footballontnt @talkSPORT I see what you are doing now with VAR. Make decisions that are worse each match, and then you will be able to justify scrapping it without being embarrassed. Genius

Probably one of the worst ways to ever concede a goal. 🤣🤯

Pity it was the UK. Any other country security and the police would have had a gun. That would have saved the need for any trial, any remand. To be cleared, these thugs and Palastine Action Terrorists shouldn't have been there. The fact they were there makes them guilty.

#TheFloor #TheFloor #RobBrydon @ITVX @ITV Rob Brydon is great but too old for this show. He looks and acts old. This is such a fresh new show with what feels a young vibe This should have been presented by the likes of @ollymurs @Rylan Either would have been perfect