Hiker, grass toucher, gamer, SrEng @servicenow, 10x engineer in my household, spends too much time on football twitter.

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I’ve always wanted to be a better writer. Ironically, that got harder once AI started paraphrasing and on some occasions, writing things for me. So I’m building a guided writing tool where you choose a writing goal and AI adapts to how you’re thinking, not the other way around. Should be ready in about a week.
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Saw this beau just a min ago
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Just saw a documentary about plastic surgery in Korea; the craziest part was parents buying surgery vouchers for their children as high school graduation gifts.
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Yep, this is Knicks season
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Spurs are Spursy
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Brunson is one of the most decisive player I’ve ever seen
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Is Haiti’s no.8 name “Experience” 😭😂😂
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Haiti are a LOT better than I expected
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Just saw the new throwing rule in play, I actually don’t mind it.
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Igor Thiago, needs to hold the bench in the second half Vini and Raphina aren’t wingers that provide for their strikers, so whoever’s playing as the 9 must be a jugador and shooter in their own right to make any impact That’s Cunha
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Allison is washed
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I can’t stress enough how important Mateus Fernandes will be for us. Bruno had to drop deep to hit long diagonals, then sprint 50 yards to join the attack. That’s unsustainable. Kobbie doesn’t have that range of passing in his game yet, and that’s fine. He should focus on what he does best: recycling possession and keeping the team ticking.
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At this point, I’ll be surprised if Paraguay even gets a corner.
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Wtf is going on in the DC area?? It was dark out here couple of hours ago
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Thank goodness, it’s an eyesore anytime I drive by it.
Workers have begun removing Donald Trump's name from the Kennedy Center
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Workers have begun removing Donald Trump's name from the Kennedy Center
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This is the worst performance in World Cup history
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This ref is hilarious
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Red card number 2 abeg. 🤣🤣
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There are legit United fans who wants us to pay over 100m for this guy lol.
🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7335332…
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Lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ton oncle en Europe t’écoutant lui raconter ton projet de venir chez lui pour tes études alors que sa femme a déjà dit non.
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