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The hope that each of us has is not in who governs us, what laws we pass or what great things we do as a nation. Our hope is in the power of God working through the hearts of people. That’s where our hope is in this country and this life. ~ Chuck Colson
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The SQL Monkey retweeted
Feb 19
Hi everyone! I was informed this morning that I am no longer employed at Sonar. With that, I’m seeking a new role and would appreciate your support. If you hear of any opportunities or just want to catch up, please send me a message or comment below. #OpenToWork
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9 Sep 2024
#sqlhelp Hey all - I noticed the Kerberos Config Manager doesn’t work with SQL2022. Is there a more recent tool that will work with SQL2022?? Help?
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The SQL Monkey retweeted
29 Jul 2024
I just got let go from my job due to another round of layoffs (& I’m a contractor)
If anyone can refer me to any positions, I’m looking for intermediate Analytics Engineer. Open to similar data positions. I’m basically a SQL jedi.
reposts are appreciated 🙏🏽 ty in advance
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The SQL Monkey retweeted
8 May 2024
Looks to be potentially zscaler data being sold..
8 May 2024
🚨#BREAKING🚨Notorious threat actor, @InteIBroker, is selling access to a large Cybersecurity company. Price: $20,000. Details below.
#DarkWebInformer #DarkWeb #Cybersecurity #Cyberattack #Cybercrime #Infosec #CTI
Revenue: $1.8 Billion
Access includes:
- Confidential and highly critical logs packed with credentials
- SMTP Access
- PAuth Pointer Auth Access
- SSL Passkeys & SSL Certificates
- some others (will be on contact)
Price: $20K in XMR or ETH
Middleman / Escrow accepted (Auto Escrow or @Baphomet)
Message me on the forums for a point of contact.
Proof of funds is required.
I am only selling to reputable members. No time wasters or default rank users.
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#sqlhelp - There is a local SQL account on my server. The account is mapped an asymmetric key. How does this work? If the DB is part of an availability group, can I use DBA Tools to copy the account to the other nodes in the AG?
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9 Oct 2023
#sqlhelp Hey all - will Reporting Services work with SQL Availability Groups? Can I use Standard Edition or do I need Enterprise?
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9 Oct 2023
I’m reading a MS article that says Reporting Services support AoA? Granted the article is dated 9/27/2023 learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sq…
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30 Aug 2023
#sqlhelp Hey all. If I want to add a DB to a contained availability group - do I log into the listener and create the DB there or do I log into the server, create the DB and add it?
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26 Jun 2023
#sqlhelp Does anyone know how to push out SQL CUs using WSUS? I can’t seem to figure it out and my Google-fu isn’t pulling up anything useful. Help please?? Thanks in advance.
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12 Jun 2023
#sqlhelp Good morning. Is there a way to limit access to a specific SQL agent jobs? E.G. I want Joe to run job 1, 2 and 3 but never be able to run job 4.
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1 Jun 2023
#sqlhelp I have a question about AOA endpoints. Should the endpoints be in the same VLAN as the general network or should they be in their own VLAN. Sorry for the base question but I want to be sure.
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6 Mar 2023
#sqlhelp Hey all. I see there is a product called “Honeycomb”. Does anyone use it to help diagnose SQL performance issues???
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6 Feb 2023
#sqlhelp If I create an SSIS package on SQL 2019 - can they package then be “promoted” to a SQL 2017 server? I don’t think so but I’d like to hear from the experts.
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27 Jan 2023
#sqlhelp Q about upgrading SQL 2017 -> SQL 2019 w AGs. I thought that when doing an inplace upgrade - you upgrade the secondaries then the main - no need to break the AGs. Am I mistaken?
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#sqlhelp I noticed that log4j is in the extensions directory of my SQL servers - Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\150\Extensions\commmon\jars. Anyone know why it’s there and is it needed???
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#sqlhelp I have a SQL server with a named instance. If someone grabs the MDF, NDF and LDF - can they restore those to another SQL server without a named instance?
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