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Joined October 2017
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Our online certification exams are now compatible with multiple different assistive technologies! We’re committed to being as accessible as possible to ensure that every person who's interested in earning a #MicrosoftCertification can do so: msft.it/6007wnUTc
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Recent post: SQL Server 2022 Standard Edition Licensing Limits bit.ly/3rHrRrM #SQLServer #SQLServer2022
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We want to be as thorough as possible when walking you through #AzureSQL fundamentals. Here are a few extra topics that might come in handy to you: msft.it/6011VbebH
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12 Mar 2021
Also, what about increasing competitiveness in the smaller teams, points for all finishers? 35 to 10, tgen, 9, 8 ,7 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, only awarded if they are running when the victor crosses the line...#askcrofty
12 Mar 2021
Hey all, great to have you back. Why dont they introduce Overtaking Testing, to test the cars ability to overtake? #AskCrofty
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The future is technology and AI will play a huge role. Do you want to understand AI and boost your confidence in the future? Sign up for this free certification. lnkd.in/gfuEjSE

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I’ve been working as a software engineer for 10 years 🎂 Man, does time fly! Here’s a list of ten honest takes on the job and the industry. ⬇️
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A very hypocritical, contradictive and ironic post, but I'm trying to be honest; quitting the personal brand. sqlseeker.blogspot.com/2020/…

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Learn how to design and implement a data warehouse or import and query #data with Azure Synapse Analytics. Get step-by-step guidance here: msft.it/6010T5Sx6
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16 Dec 2019
Hi @JenMsft. Yesterday, I cut my toe on my laptop. To be fair, its been one of those years. Got any #laptopinjury stories?
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#SQLServer2008 is being sunset—get to know the features & benefits available right now in #SQLServer2017. See the infographic: msft.it/6017Tr8mR
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15 Oct 2019
Signs you need a break: * loosing interesting in things you’re usually passionate about and bring you joy * short temper and easy to provoke * taking everything personally * constant overthinking * emotionally overwhelmed * always exhausted/tired Take care friends. Take a break.
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16 Oct 2019
The 1st woman and next man will go to the Moon in 2024 👩‍🚀👨‍🚀 Today, we previewed the next-generation #Artemis spacesuits that our astronauts will wear – 1 for launch and re-entry, and 1 for exploring the lunar South Pole. Watch a recap: go.nasa.gov/2nTUi92
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On your way to becoming a #cloud DBA? Here are seven myths that shouldn't slow you down: msft.it/6018TR0G6

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UPDATED! The Period Table of Microsoft Learning Tools has been updated with the new October announcements 🎉 I had to make the font smaller to accommodate everything 💯 #edtech #dyslexia #edchat #MIEExpert #MicrosoftEDU Downloadable version here: aka.ms/PeriodicTableLearning…
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What events should I consider attending/speaking at in 2020?
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