stark men are made of iron.
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of course i do. whatβs the point of being an alcoholic if i canβt share the highs and lows with others?
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tell me yβgot a remedy.
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if you insist.
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i ainβt a basketball guy but i am a new yorker so iβm happy.
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β β β ππππππππ. retweeted
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NEW YORK CITY, YA LISTEN TO ME.
IF YER NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YER HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY βS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW.
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my big beautiful brain can only see the flaws in your approach, honeybee. you make me some pepperoni-dough pizza and you wonβt hear anymore arguments from me.
i just don't think your big beautiful brain can wrap it's head around the m&m cookie to pepperoni pizza pipeline, man.
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youβd think for someone with howardβs training, heβd be able to control the way his heart kicks up when his eyes zero in on the gun.
βand why,β he starts, tone carefully neutral. βwould i want to play that sort of game? iβm a big fan of being alive, pal.β
slips four bullets inside the barrel and spins, quick to flick wrist and slam the gun onto the table.
β three of those are blanks, one is real. β
next! two shots of clear liquid. hehe.
β one of these is water, the other is soman. you can choose between the two. β
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iβm not the one killing you, the pepperoni dough conundrum is killing you.
you could put some in. be creative, howard. it's the 21st century, you're killing me here.
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there are no pepperoni in the dough of a pizza. think, barton, think.
they're in the dough and on topββββeither way, it's an m&m cookie!
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you cave my chest in and itβs finally over.
and if it doesnβt?
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the next person to confuse me is getting sent to tampa florida. that is worse than alcatraz at peak operation.
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pepperoni only go on top, barton. i donβt want some ridiculous cookie with only chocolate on the top. that would be horrific.
you think i'm a mad manβββno, i'm only putting m&ms on the cookie dough. but listen, think of the m&ms as your pepperoni's, stark. that's how an m&m cookie is the cookie version of a pepperoni pizza.
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pardon me
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i need to be crushed under the bodyweight of frank castle. it is the only thing that might soothe my exhausted soul.
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quit makinβ eyes at me (for now), we gotta make this one make sense.
either youβre making some strange pizzas where you put pepperoni in the dough OR youβre only puttinβ m&ms on the top of the cookie. choose. quickly.
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( choking a little on his drink and food mixture. )
how did you even know I was back in the goddamn country? did you wait outside with coffee every day? holy toledo.
[ Walking up behind him. Arms crossed and looking him over. ]
Thought it was my job to fetch you coffee.
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yeah. okay.
m&m cookie is just a pepperoni pizza if you really think about it.
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downing three shots of whiskey at speeds previously thought unachievable by most scientific metrics.
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