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Real City Comedy @SWDIMpodcast

Bachelor Recaps and comedy shows

Joined December 2017
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Im taking my dad and also my boyfriend to that new domestic violence chick flick, just so I can sit between them and cry. They’ve never met each other, and they have no idea this is my plan. #ItEndsWithUs
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twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy
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Really disappointed to see you're still on Twitter. Thought you had principles.
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Kamala Harris
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It's the first full day of our campaign, so I'm heading up to Wilmington, DE later to say "hello" to our staff in HQ. One day down. 105 to go. Together, we're going to win this.
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Car troubles been killin my bank account, and it’s a week until my check hits. If you wanna support the art(ist) and show me some love, hit up my Cash app: $heartlessbarbara or Venmo: @genevievechacha-murdick Thanks, guys!!
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Wow. Ya gotta stop calling your girlfriend that's 4 years older than you, "mommy."
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33, debt-free, living by the sea
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Ovulating. Please stay away from me.
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the X is confusing. is this a porn site? why am I finding this out ten years later?
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Loving you is like trying to eat a salad with a spoon
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eventually i'll be like, 'fuckit,' and use my hands!
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If I call you "daddy" in bed, I am specifically talking about #MeghanMarkIe 's dad, sorry.
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my demographic is cam whores
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A reality TV show where I visit incels all over America and sniff their yellow pillow. Call it, The Yellow Pillow Boyz.
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Totes homeless. I should submit a nice Polaroid of myself to Homeless Bitchez Weekly. "Nobody ever heard of her...Till that Polaroid Spread in HOMELESS BITCHEZ WEEKLY." She got DISCOVERED. Yes honey it's CALLED #DumpsterDiving
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I just booked a week at an Oyo. Pray for me.
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Calling somebody old is like calling Time "linear"
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Good morning to all my new camgirl robot followers!!
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i know what boys like boys like boys like french fries.
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Would you date a pedophile hunter?
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if you're not ready to use paragraph breaks, you're not ready for a relationship. #reddit
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