When female octopuses aren't in the mood to mate, they strangle and eat the male.

Q3. I took my child to her dentist appoinment and I saw my husband's car in the parking lot. I parked next to him and waited for him to come outside. He emerged with our 20-year-old neighbor, and her 2-year-old son. My husband saw me and ran.  My son ran after him. The neighbor said, "You see what it is." I am the breadwinner in our family. My husband hasn't worked in 2 years, but he managed to have a baby with our neighbor. This girl has 2 other kids by other men and I've given her food and clothes for them for years. My husband says I treat him like a child and he wants someone who respects him as a man, and he moved in with that girl. Last week, one of the girl's other babydaddy's whopped his ass and now he wants to come back home. I refused. My family says my son needs his dad. Tell me how I will move past this, and make it make sense, please. #SBCCHAT

Q2. I inherited a beef due to my new home address. Women stop by at all times of the day looking for the former tenant. A strange car also parked outside our home waiting on the former tenant. Crazy. What does my boyfriend do? He searches online for the former tenant, finds her, and cheats on me with her. Someone caught them walking in the front door (I was at work) and they sh0t up the house. He told me the shooting was random. She came back to our house because someone was after her; she didn't know I existed. That's how I found out he cheated. So, my man put me in the middle of a targeted hit and he took my car (with her) and left me behind. I don't want to tell his wife what's going on, but I feel like I have to. Advice. #SBCCHAT

Q6. I’m dating this streamer/Content creator that I met online. She’s sexy AF but I think she’s either mentally disabled or crazy. She films gaming content in this dope futuristic apartment. I envisioned myself living there with her. I visited her and the apartment is fake; it’s a decorated room located in the back of an abandoned mental institution. Several squatting families live there. She’s also squatting in this place and somehow she steals electricity and water from the city. She told me she’s been in a “diminished mental state” since the incident. I, like you, don’t know what INCIDENT she’s talking about and she refuses to explain. She’s always talking about the rapture coming and I’m afraid she may be right. Her sex is magical and she’s making coins from streaming, so I want to stay, but she’s mentally off and that puts fear in my heart. Will the incident happen again? Will one of the other squatters delete us while we sleep? And the rapture thing, she expects it on 6/6/26. Should I stay or run? Advice. #SBCCHAT

Q5. It was 3 a.m. and my children (ages 5 and 2) were barefoot and trying to steal snacks out of the vending machine while I was asleep in our hotel room. DCFS took my children, and I saw that as a new lease on life because to be honest with you, one of my kids was violent and nonverbal so he was just creep up on me and hit me for no reason. And I really didn’t trust my son. And then my other child was just bad you know. I feel bad that I don’t have my kids in my custody right now, but there’s no way I’m gonna meet all the criteria they put out for me to bring myself up to some kind of standard to raise the kids so I moved to Pensacola, Florida with a man I met on Facebook. And I get here and I swear he’s trying to put me on the street. You know he keeps introducing me to other men and leaving me with them and he’s not really taking care of me properly. He promised all kinds of perks when we were talking online, but I’m here now and he’s not stepping up and I want him to do the things he promised. He promised me a car, he promised that I didn’t have to work, he promised that I would have anything I want. I have none of those things and he doesn’t even have a car. I made that big move here and I’m trying to stick things out, but I just want tips from anybody who knows about long-distance relationships—how do I make him do what he promised me? He promised me a good life. I ain’t getting it. Help. #SBCCHAT

Q4. Our choir director Ruby Davis does not look her age. That is one thing I would give her; she’s a beauty vampire. She is 63 and her husband died and every weekend she’s in the club running around with 30-year-old men making a fool of herself. Just because you look young don’t mean you should be out here acting young so I told the church board that she was a ped0 because if you running out here at 63 and you dating in 30-year-old man that makes you a ped0. And I went to that guy and I asked him, do you know how old Ruby is? And he said he thought she was in her late 40s. I said no; she’s double your age young man you need to date a woman who could bear children for you, not a gr00mer like Ruby. Ruby is mad because she thinks I was in her business, but I’m trying to protect her and her reputation. She’s a widow. She should not be out here in these clubs influencing these 30-year-old boys! I’m trying to be a friend to her, but she says I’m hating. I wanna know how do I get her to correct herself because she’s going to hell fast. #SBCCHAT

Q3. I came home from work with a black-eye and explained to my wife that I was jumped in the parking lot. I have come home two times after that with visible bruising and my father-in-law and his brother started meeting me in the parking lot to escort me to the car so I can get home safely. I CAN get home safely by myself. My issue is I have a dominatrix (she beats me and I love it!) but she’s been getting pretty aggressive lately. I have enjoyed myself thoroughly, but now that my father-in-law is on some kind of security detail with me, I have not been able to see my dominatrix in a month. I want to go back to how things used to be. Help. #SBCCHAT