Proud husband, Dad, & Family Guy cutaway enthusiast. Go Astros, Rockets, Texans, TX State, & Arsenal. BLM & šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ #vffv

Joined July 2010
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I picked the Netherlands in my World Cup pool ijs.
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Worst timing ever lol.
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Lunch making jams. This Blackstone has never seen these moves.
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Chicken fajitas on the Blackstone type of day mushrooms be damned!
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I’ve only had a very small handful of times in my life where I could say I was ā€œtripping ballsā€ but today is one of those days at our neighborhood pool after partaking of a candy bar sent by my sister. I’m not sure I like this tbh.
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Too many sports tonight. Astros, World Cup, NBA Finals, and CWS, and I wanna watch them all!
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Disclosure Day kicked ass. Love going to the movies with my smokin hot wife.
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Jun 13
The Paraguayan national anthem sounds like a Mary Poppins song.
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Jun 13
The Blackstone continues to be disappointless. Philly cheesesteaks tonight!
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Play ball! āš¾ļø #MCWS
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Jun 12
My excitement for these Wild Berry Velos is embarrassing tbh.
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SHE WON THE TITLE BY ONE INCH 😱😱😱 Elisabet Runarsdottir captures her second career national title in the women's hammer throw with a lifetime-best of 240" 1". #NCAATF x šŸŽ„ ESPN2 / @TXStateTrack
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Jun 12
Hey now, that’s not fair! He also supports genocide!
Jerry Seinfeld you will always be a pedophilic LOSER
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Jun 12
This is the kinda shit people post when their team blows a 29(!) point lead in the NBA Finals. Have some self-respect.
Should the @nba and @OfficialNBARefs review this incident where Karl Anthony Towns asks Knicks fans to crowd Dylan Harper as he attempts to inbound the ball on the final play of Game 5? šŸ‘€ NBA rules explicitly state that fans are strictly prohibited from entering the playing area or intentionally interfering with players, whether the player is inbounds or out of bounds. Furthermore, rules state that fans must remain within the physical limits of their own seats. In an instance like this, Arena security staff is required to back the front row up, and offenders should be ejected. The second video in the tweet below also shows how egregious this violation was. Meanwhile @BexarCoSheriff in San Antonio announced today that they are beefing up security for Saturday's game given that there will be thousands of Knicks fans for Game 5. #PorVida
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Jun 12
Happy new Olivia Rodrigo release day to all that celebrate! And honestly to those who don’t as well!
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I can’t believe this little bootlicking bitch @RepTroyNehls is my congressclown.
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Jerry’s new girlfriend gets him courtside, but she turns out to be a Spurs fan. George can’t watch the game because Frank insists on watching the Yankees. Elaine pretends to be Mariska Hargitay to get into Dolan’s box. Kramer hosts an illegal viewing party outside of MSG.
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Hatched, not born.
It’s been a very exciting week in the Miller household. Hawthorne Hayes Miller was born on June 3rd at 9:04am growing our crew to 4 kids 5 and under. Babies are the absolute best. Our home is filled with so much love, laughter, and joy. It’s an incredible feeling to know that you can make an entire person from scratch. I truly recommend parenthood — it’s a 10/10 life experience.
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Damn have some self-respect, Adam.
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