ALT top image shows the millennium falcon through a TIE fighter cockpit. the falcon has a bumper sticker that says honk if you're horny. bottom image shows a TIE fighter pilot with the caption [honking] me! that's me! me!

ALT three images of luke being accosted by dr. evazan at the cantina. the first caption says "I'll slap your head around, you jabroni. Now give me some pazole, I'm hungry." the second is luke responding "I'm not jabroni. My uncle is going to shoot your head off." and the third is evazan saying "Don't talk to me like that. I got 1500 guys that'll pop you."

ALT two panels of obi-wan kenobi in star wars, saying "your dad and i are old friends. that's how come we both know about ice cream stores."

ALT the baby of the year sketch from i think you should leave with a photo of darth vader as part of the in memoriam segment and the host is saying "shut up"

ALT in the top panel, han solo is saying "that's what i'm trying to tell you, kid. alderaan's been totally blown away." in panel two, obi-wan is saying "should we call the cops?" and in panel three, han responds "yeah, no, we did, but it's okay. the cops were just like, "oh yeah, this is fine."

ALT han solo in jabba's palace saying "glass house, white ferrari, live for new year's eve."

ALT aunt beru pouring blue liquid and saying "let's slop 'em up!"

ALT jabba the hutt pushing over bib fortuna and saying "the magician, charlie. he embarrassed you."

ALT princess leia in the star wars holiday special with the caption "oh who will be baby of the year?" with music notes and underneath it says [cheering and applause]

ALT top panel is greedo in the mos eisley cantina saying "I... I feel good about it. I hope I didn't do too much talking." middle panel is han solo saying "No, you were great." bottom panel is greedo saying "You were great. [giggles]"

ALT lando calrissian in the empire strikes back saying "i sued the city because i was accidentally sewed into the pants of the big baby yoda at the thanksgiving day parade"

ALT top two panels are obi-wan saying to luke "now, i'm going to show you a video of a woman who got so wrapped up with a problem at work that she puts herself and others in danger." the third panel is an image of leia in her hologram

ALT top panel is a rebel pilot at the battle of yavin briefing asing "but how is tables a job?" bottom panel is general dodonna saying "i can't know how to hear any more about tables!"