CLEAN YOUR DAMN STEERING WHEELS, LIGHT SWITCHES, AND PHONE SCREENS, YOU DISGUSTING MEAT STICKS!
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8 Apr 2025
How many developers at #CloudNext have never used Kubernetes? I've been doing software development for 15 years and have managed to avoid it.
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29 Dec 2024
Was hoping @WheelOfFacts would have some commentary on this being the first Dec. 28 in 44 years without Pat at the helm of Wheel of Fortune. You think Ryan will still be on the show at 92?
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24 Oct 2024
I've been talking in circles with an LLM about LaunchDarkly. First it referenced an older version of their Node module, then it insisted on crossing Node init code with .NET and Java constructs. Anyone else having to constantly fact-check their coding assistant?
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8 Oct 2024
Do you remember when you joined X? Apparently X does! #MyXAnniversary and it's "lucky number 13" for me.
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Yucky Steering Wheel retweeted
23 May 2024
Google AI overview suggests adding glue to get cheese to stick to pizza, and it turns out the source is an 11 year old Reddit comment from user F*cksmith 😂
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2 May 2024
I'm thrilled to be here with the other 74 honorees named on Dallas Regional Chamber's inaugural "AI 75" list as an AI Champion, making a positive impact in this area! If you're at #convergenceai conference today, let's chat and share perspectives.
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9 Apr 2024
Let's fight Chrome's overzealous memory usage with Gemini's really large context window. Stuff the rendered HTML into the model and have it output only relevant text and links. I don't need some 3000-word Medium article taking up 89MB when I used to fit several docs within 640KB.
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12 Mar 2024
Looks like prompt engineering isn't helping... Time to fine-tune the model, I guess
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12 Mar 2024
I would die if they actually had "PINCH A CRAB" as a puzzle
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1 Mar 2024
I went to a @PriceIsRight taping on 1/31 and it's finally airing today on @CBS! Stay tuned for prizes & surprises of all sizes, including my favorite car game 🤩 You can also watch on-demand on @paramountplus
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7 Feb 2024
Great! Make me a video of OJ Simpson doing the dee... I mean, get ready for a slew of questionable evidence to be used against anyone trying to get anywhere in life. Do we have controls in place to stop this kind of abuse?
Lumiere is a space-time diffusion research model that demonstrates state-of-the-art text-to-video generation, by deploying both spatial & (importantly) temporal down- and up-sampling and leveraging a pre-trained text-to-image diffusion model. Learn more→ goo.gle/47WX6C2
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30 Nov 2023
When the whole keynote room becomes filled with brain CT scans ðŸ§
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30 Nov 2023
I didn't realize there were LCD screens on the ceiling until just now! #AWSreInvent #awsreinvent2023 #reinvent #reinvent2023
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30 Nov 2023
Good morning from AWS re:Invent, It's going to be a beautiful day! I've not smelled any puke yet on my long walk to the keynote with Werner Vogels. 🤢🤣 Whoever's out here in the wee hours normally can't hold their liquor.
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30 Nov 2023
Wait, no, scratch that, here it is just as I'm writing this 🤮ðŸ˜
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28 Nov 2023
Good morning from AWS re:Invent 2023! Say, did any of you attend CMP402 (building AI chatbots with Amazon Titan)? I'd love to know how that went. Meanwhile I went to 6 talks including COM202, DAT338, DAT308, and DAT407. I'd love to fill you in if you missed these.
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