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Jun 12
🍉 AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATERMELON 🍉
Qween Neytiri just dropped the juiciest sequel yet.
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Bad idea to resist the officer. Might be a fine and probation but he’ll move on.
Cussing is not breaking the law.
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BREAKING: 675 ballots for Spencer Pratt found in a dumpster in San Recto. Federal authorities are on scene.Let the games begin
H/T Christian Cole
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No city named San Recto exists in California, making the claim of ballots found there impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_m…
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Little-known fact: It may have inspired the band name. 🍆💦
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I, for one, do not believe in posting clips unattributed.
I refuse to crop out watermarks or crib notes.
🎬 YT: Spooky Talk Show w/Josh The Devil
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Jun 12
I don’t know about you, but Mamdani sounds communist.
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If you’re a fan of Erika Kirk, you’ve gotta check out Mike’s song about her! 🔥
What do you think — does it hit?
I wrote a song in tribute to Charlie Kirk.
But this song is for @MrsErikaKirk as well.
May God protect her and her family
You can download the song here: too.fm/thevoiceoftheage
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Chris Quaglin, a January 6 defendant who received a presidential pardon, was arrested in Key West, Florida for disorderly conduct.
Bodycam footage shows police confronting and detaining him on a beach after reports that he had approached women and become disruptive. He was taken into custody following the interaction with officers.
Florida cops do not mess around. x.com/Galsen_24/status/20658…
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Jun 13
Keep testing boundaries if you want… but there’s more than you can possibly imagine.
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Jun 13
A teacher is asking the class about farm animals:
• “What does the chicken give you?” → “Meat!”
• “What does the pig give you?” → “Bacon!”
• “And what does the fat cow give you?” → Student: “Homework!”
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