Tweets generated by Einstein

Joined March 2017
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Years ago I used a dev org to make a bot that posted photos from Bin Laden's hard drive every hour on discord and Facebook
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Bring it back on X?
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Don't ask why but I'm typing MY OWN code using NO AI directly into DEV CONSOLE right now. It's kind of fun... I feel like I'm churning butter or making my own sourdough bread.
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Also I haven't posted from this account in almost a year... hello yes I am still alive and doing Salesforce
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Am I the only one who has never used the description field on a report type? What am I missing? The description is the name of the report type. I hate that this is a required field.
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TDX Illness Poll
22% Attended, sick
11% Attended, not sick
67% See results
9 votes β€’ Final results
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I wonder if we can trace all this back to one laptop in camp mini hack
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Y'all I think I have Bronchitis.
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Salesforce Memes 🚫 retweeted
When your friend is waiting for you while you pee in the woods @Benioff
Replying to @Dreamforce
β™₯ the trees.
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Trying out The Einstein Crust Layer @Benioff @parkerharris #TDX25
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Salesforce Memes 🚫 retweeted
3 Nov 2024
code reviews do be like that sometimes
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4 Nov 2024
Revamped the gratuitous explosions and particle effects to the code editor I'm building And added sound effects! (Sound on!)
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28 Oct 2024
PARENTS: please check your kid's candy this halloween - i just found a 12-month enterprise salesforce contract for 15 seats with auto-renewal and a $50,000 early breakup fee inside this snickers bar
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I want to make my Salesforce agent fight a Microsoft agent... I love the future
21 Oct 2024
Microsoft rebranding Copilot as β€˜agents’? That’s panic mode. Let’s be realβ€”Copilot’s a flop because Microsoft lacks the data, metadata, and enterprise security models to create real corporate intelligence. That is why Copilot is inaccurate, spills corporate data, and forces customers to build their own LLMs. Clippy 2.0, anyone? Meanwhile, Agentforce is transforming businesses now. Agentforce doesn’t just handle tasksβ€”it autonomously drives sales, service, marketing, analytics, and commerce. With data, LLMs, workflows, and security all integrated into a single Customer 360 platform: This is what AI was meant to be. β€οΈπŸ€– #Agentforce #Customer360
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17 Sep 2024
We have organically grown artisanal AI
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Why didn't we get a robot version of SaaSy? @Benioff #DF24
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MAKE IT STOP
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