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Sam @SamBalogna
Joined November 2025
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Yup... Another dog could EASILY fit in here with them... Now to get my gf on board with another dog.
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🎡 Ra ta ta ta ta ta 🎡 🎡 My body is a weapon 🎡 🎡 We're gonna raise the floooor 🎡 🎡 Ra ta ta ta ta ta 🎡 🎡 My body is a weapon 🎡 🎡 Gimme some moooore 🎡
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🎡 I'm a space pup 🎡 🎡 Got a rocket on my back 🎡Space pup🎡Ravin' like a maniac 🎡 Space pup 🎡 Got a rocket on my back 🎡 Space pup 🎡 The universe is down for my laser tag 🎡
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"Hey... Hooman....I know you "worked" all day. But I patrolled the house while you were gone, kept the cat in line, and made sure nobody stole anything from the refrigerator. Get me a pup cup from this fine Dairy Queen establishment!"
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We went from an accidental biting of my face this morning to reconciliation in less than 8 hours.
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Anyone else been having the nightmare that Jeffrey Epstein is chasing you and you lock yourself in a closet... Then he opens it.... So you kick him in the dick and then you wake up standing on top of your bed with a hole through the wall? Or just me?
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🚨 Breaking News 🚨 This morning we received reports of Cousin Bella biting hooman Sam in the face. After careful investigation we will NOT be filing charges. Hooman Sam got Bella too excited in the park and Hooman Sam is to blame.
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Cousin Rock's first World Cup Game. (We cheer for Germany in this household)
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You can just find sand in random parking lots and make your own "beach".
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I'm excited for the 4th of July... But Cousin Bella takes it to the next level.
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🚨 Attention Hoomans 🚨 Feeling blue? Life got you down? Did your Ex steal your precious truck, guitar, or house? Cousin Rock is now available for weekend guided hiking tours. Let's hike those blues away! Reasonable cheese and steak rates apply. Inquire within.
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Imagine being mad at me and I'm just sitting here with a pillow under my head that's been perfectly aligned with not just Cousin specifications - But aligned with the universe.
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Type of white boy summer shit I'm on that you know nothing about. youtu.be/D1NdGBldg3w?is=y_p5…

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I don't take orders from Englishmen. No American has since 1776.
Dylan Cosham@cosham30916
Jun 11
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It was sunny... Put leash on and go outside... It's raining... The look of disappointment.
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🎡 I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk 🎡
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Cousin Rock closes his eyes and begins the psychic teleportation ritual.
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Just had a thought... I've had Rocky for 8 years now and Bella for three now (I believe). I've had many dogs in my life. Grew up having 3-5 dogs at a time. So lots of dog fights over the years. These two have never once fought. They just play n play. Is that abnormal?
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Gd... Life can be fucking beautiful sometimes. Sucks we gotta go through all the pain to see the beauty though. Even if the beauty is just a moment - it's worth it. If you're struggling like I have been - hang in there. You'll find that beauty.
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