VAR 1: βOkay, Akanji clearly in the keeperβs eyeline, he even literally jumps over the ball and makes Leno delay the dive. Offside 100%.β
VAR 2: βWho are the opposition?β
VAR 1: βFulham.β
VAR 2: βHmm, not worth embarrassing Michael for FULHAM. F*ck it. Goal stands.β