AU ‘94 | Recent Divorcee | OJ Did That Shit | DUI Survivor | WASP | 8 Inches and Thick | Outdoorsman | Future White Collar Criminal | Womanizer
Joined May 2026
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I’ve officially reached first 4 album Drake is the best ever level of unc
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“If you really think about it D Wade’s better than Kobe. His son might be trans but at least she’s not dead”
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Samuel “Snort” Beaumont, CFP retweeted
Every time I’m slightly interested in a girl I text them like I’m in love, anyone got some advice into being more Nonchalant. Need to be more chill asap.
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Saw a friends younger brother in the bar last night. Bought him a rumpie shot and he firmed it. #kidsalright
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Dude in my online dui class just said he blew a .34 #tiger
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Somehow he still can’t believe he got a dui 😭
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Hate when my younger cousins have more motion than me. Why are you 17 in fucking Mongolia
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Feel like this is what all the Mizzou girls look like
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Im about to throw away the roster for this girl #cooked
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Yeah we have to get Freddy to an SEC night game
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This is the craziest stadium I’ve ever been to, and I’ve been to a lot of ones.
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I got in trouble for sexting with a chick on a school issued Chromebook in middle school
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Samuel “Snort” Beaumont, CFP retweeted
once I loved a girl so much that I would kneel down in the shower to eat box and then she broke up with me on a random tuesday night and I don’t think I have the capacity to love a girl the same again
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Spent all night going over pitch decks. Gonna get 2 hours of sleep. Is this the next 40 years? #sugarmamaneeded #opentobiggirls
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Going to an in person class for the first time this summer wish Sam good luck
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Sam will be spending an extra semester on the plains
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