I’ve just hit my stride
Joined October 2008
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Apr 26
Places where the veil is thin: MIA terminal C on a Sunday night
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8 Aug 2025
My husband is watching the las culturistas culture awards with me: 1
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8 May 2025
A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊
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13 Apr 2025
I showed Nick the original “Courtney, take your break” video and his verbatim response was “this feels painful for me… but canonical for you” 🫣
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3 Mar 2025
I show this to Nick and he asks if this is Goldie Hawn
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14 Feb 2025
Prozac gives me this weird side effect where I can’t cry unless I’m listening to cowboy carter
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10 Feb 2025
My husband referred to them as “Michelle branch ass jeans”
10 Feb 2025
Kendrick wearing bootcut jeans was so special
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13 Jan 2025
Lmao like when Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon win “best local actress” category in best of Nashville 😂
11 Jan 2025
Okay, Concord MA is really just showing off with this “local authors” shelf
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24 Dec 2024
I played a song from Christina Aguilera’s 2000 Christmas album and Nick says “she sounds like if Michael McDonald was a 20 year old girl”
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14 Dec 2024
This hat/bangs/scarf situation is a recession indicator
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14 Dec 2024
I’ve been made aware of the reference material…. I was not familiar with your game Timmy
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4 Dec 2024
The first time I took an uber they picked up me and my 5 friends in an Escalade and the driver was wearing a suit
Uber in like 2015 was amazing. You would book and the car would literally just spawn in front of you.
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24 Nov 2024
Me being the weak link in pickup pickleball
16 Nov 2024
Heart day at the gym. 15 sets of believing In my self
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20 Nov 2024
RT @satoraurgojo: “What the hell, sure” is so profound it’s kinda daily mantra at this point
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5 Nov 2024
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5 Nov 2024
Oooh @DeAndreHopkins are you having an awesome time with the chiefs? Drinking awesome shooters, listening to awesome tech n9ne and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness? #TitanUp
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