I'm a lot funnier in my head

Joined July 2016
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Hey @SippyAu I saw you in Chicago, when are you releasing the new hits? And where do I get those furry glasses? These etsy ones ain't it
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Democrats are just waiting for enough non-citizens to get DL's before they pass voter ID laws #plottwist
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Trump should sell the Venezuelan oil to Europe so they stop buying Russian oil. Once Europe is no longer funding the Russian war machine, maybe Putin will go broke.
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Can someone explain to me a game winning punt? Cause Chris Collinsworth has me confused af
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What am I missing with the Netflix movie Thursday Murder Club? All star cast, amazing acting, but I can't pay attention to the damn dialogue?!
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Through Week 15, Love and Williams are neck and neck 👀 Who gets the edge Saturday?
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Who’s the better underdog bet today? #CFBPlayoff #CFB #CFBPicks
46% Alabama 1.5
54% Indiana 4
13 votes • Final results
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Who did it better, Jaylen Warren or the Deltas? #Nfl #Pittsburgh #Steelers #SteelerNation #Warren
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Mick Jagger & David Bowie: Scandalous Sex Story! #MusicHistory #RockLegends #DavidBowie #MickJagger #MusicTrivia
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Thursday Night Football Bills Team Total OVER 24.5 #TNFonPrime #BillsMafia #GamblingX
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Why does X give me this error when I click on NFL games? @X @elonmusk
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Sorry, Canada, but you can’t beat the USA. Especially when we have a bunch of really good Japs. #WorldSeries #Dodgers #BlueJays
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I'd rather they interview these managers in the middle of taking a shit than during an inning in game 7 #mlb
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