I'm a lot funnier in my head
Joined July 2016
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Mar 14
Hey @SippyAu I saw you in Chicago, when are you releasing the new hits? And where do I get those furry glasses? These etsy ones ain't it
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Jan 13
Democrats are just waiting for enough non-citizens to get DL's before they pass voter ID laws #plottwist
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Jan 13
Trump should sell the Venezuelan oil to Europe so they stop buying Russian oil. Once Europe is no longer funding the Russian war machine, maybe Putin will go broke.
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Jan 5
Can someone explain to me a game winning punt? Cause Chris Collinsworth has me confused af
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Jan 1
What am I missing with the Netflix movie Thursday Murder Club? All star cast, amazing acting, but I can't pay attention to the damn dialogue?!
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18 Dec 2025
Through Week 15, Love and Williams are neck and neck 👀 Who gets the edge Saturday?
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25 Nov 2025
Mick Jagger & David Bowie: Scandalous Sex Story! #MusicHistory #RockLegends #DavidBowie #MickJagger #MusicTrivia
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2 Nov 2025
Sorry, Canada, but you can’t beat the USA. Especially when we have a bunch of really good Japs. #WorldSeries #Dodgers #BlueJays
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2 Nov 2025
I'd rather they interview these managers in the middle of taking a shit than during an inning in game 7 #mlb
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