I immediately discount the opinion of anyone who starts their tweet with "my take on-" dude just say what you think

I think we should ban fd too

Why did iphone suspiciously stop posting when this came out

Makes you think...

People don't say fruity anymore what's up with that

controller discourse always turns into decision paralysis because "you can't ban one without the other" yes we can, yes we should, one at a time i truly do not care which comes first notches more egregious than zump? ok, the playing field is more fair whichever one goes first

honored

Thanks for the rank and to the blurb writers for all their hard work, you help carry game storylines. Happy for all the new up and coming players and we should celebrate them, But rankings are tainted the closer to the top you get The attached clip is the moment shit took a turn for the worse. @iBDWSSBM Its funny seeing you act like this back then, and then nowadays playing victim saying its not an advantage and its too late to do anything about it. You know damn well that all of the top players got on a call last year and we agreed that we had to get rid of zump but because of the timing it fell through. You said yourself years ago how broken it is, you know damn well its not just a simple remap so stop acting like its the same thing as claw. And stop hiding behind box technicality, you know that the top players all wanted to ban zump and not touch box. Box serves as melee's accesibility tool, Zump has ZERO reasoning to exist. Your credibility is already lackluster, this is 100% anti-top player behaviour. Shame on you, as top rep of the game, you should know better than to hide behind technicalities, making mockery of melee's historied players, stories and legacies for your own benefit. YOU are the problem here cody, so stop going on reddit saying that it's others that are creating division when its you whos doing it. Curious how youll reply now that a top rep is personally calling u out . Maybe you just dont have what it takes to prove youre the real deal without zump. 🤷‍♂️

Cleansing your timeline with a massive popoff twitch.tv/cardinalmelee/clip…

One time I was getting out of my car after work singing the macarena but I changed the lyrics to "sucking on a dick and sucking on a penis, sucking on a dick and sucking on a penis, ayyyyy suck a penis" and as I stood up I made eye contact with the middle-aged lady next door

This is how it feels to @ melee netplay

TOs take notes.

Long day at the scroll Facebook marketplace and text iPhone's girlfriend factory today

RT @avenuuu: ash is gone im so sorry she loved and cherished you all so so so so so much, i promise i dont really know what else to say tha…

They call me the White Suidt

for any late night readers I will likely modify this in the future but need to be done for now Opinion - An Honest Representation of a Woman in “Esports” docs.google.com/document/d/1…

RT @NeohMelee: The player known as "surf's up. hail satan." is permanently banned from all Ohio Melee tournaments. Details: t.co/…

Seeing Arab Money enter discussions again has me remembering the time I paid Suidt his tourney winnings and he responded with a discord video of him singing the intro before going 130 on I-71

Melee is dying btw