Poison for dinner? Again? 📸 IG: @samgrittner
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21 Feb 2024
Just clocking out from the nuclear waste factory and boy are my arms fourteen legs.
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Steve Bannon was Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend. Why is still being treated like a respectable person instead of what he was attempting; to rehabilitate the 21st century’s most prolific sex trafficker? This guy should be forced to live in the sewers and subsist on dead rats.
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You’re a hanger-on of the most the prolific pedophile in modern times. Steve Bannon was his bestie and you’re just crazyyy thirsty. Shut the fuck up, loser.
Teaching people to hate America fundamentally destroys patriotism and the desire to defend our country.
Such teachings should be viewed as treason and those who do it imprisoned.
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RT @emilyagain: Today's transportation options in NYC:
-walking on unshoveled streets and faceplanting in front of strangers (free)
-3 subw…
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Arby’s Provocateur retweeted
Jan 30
People yelling at coffee shops and sandwich places for not closing, and instead donating their meager profit margins to immigration defense groups, during a general strike that was organized entirely on Instagram…thank you for your service. You are all heroes
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Arby’s Provocateur retweeted
Jan 30
Elon Musk in an actual email to Epstein:
"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
Jan 30
Hilarious, it's actually Epstein who canceled on Musk's island visit. Musk claimed he "refused" the invite, but he was clearly trying to go.
That was for New Year's Eve 2013.
Musk is also on the calendar in for the New Year a year later.
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RT @emilyagain: Shoutout to Kips Bay Deli across from the AMC for stopping at nothing to advertise their sandwiches
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You run a child porn creation “everything-app.” Nobody likes you, you’re just stupidly rich and stupid. Go wank off into your fed-ex boxes you fucking loser.
Teaching people to hate America fundamentally destroys patriotism and the desire to defend our country.
Such teachings should be viewed as treason and those who do it imprisoned.
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15 Oct 2025
Yep that’s them alright
15 Oct 2025
First look at Woody and Buzz in ‘TOY STORY 5’
In theaters in June 2026.
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5 Sep 2025
So if a horse hits the back of my head my net worth hits triple digits?
3 Sep 2025
Elon’s Tesla Optimus 🤖🔥 is here! Dawn of the physical Agentforce revolution, tackling human work for $200K–$500K. Productivity game-changer! Congrats @elonmusk, and thank you for always being so kind to me! 🚀 #Tesla #Optimus
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10 Apr 2025
Me: *playing Russian roulette and the gun clicks 5 times against my skull before I set it down too hard and it goes off*
Bill Ackman: “Textbook, Art of the Deal.”
9 Apr 2025
This was brilliantly executed by @realDonaldTrump. Textbook, Art of the Deal.
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9 Dec 2024
The alleged shooter of the United HealthCare CEO was spotted and apprehended at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania today. Someone recognized him after he refused to leave until he could “have a word” with Dr. Pepper.
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14 Nov 2024
Ask your doctor if leaving dead bear carcasses in public parks is right for you
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6 Nov 2024
Poor Joe Biden, eating his ice cream cake all alone in the Comet Ping Pong basement
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6 Nov 2024
I’m no math whiz but I’m starting to think the person who gets the most electoral votes might actually become the next President
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6 Nov 2024
CNN: “It’s too early to tell anything but here’s what we can tell you…”
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