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Maybe: Sam Eyler-Driscoll 🥭 @SamInLowerCase
Joined April 2010
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last proud mama post on here (ever??): kindergartener's teacher says in conference she's "by far the most advanced in the class academically" and already met all her end-of-year targets in Q1 go tell all your friends: daughters of single moms are bringing down the house
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My fellow Americans I’m sorry to say it’s now our democratic duty to help him destroy this website
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Anyway I can’t be here in good conscience right now. Gonna give it a few hours and deactivate. Real ones know where to come find me
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When I was a kid learning to ride horses my dad used to get so mad bc whenever the horse got a little testy I would simply throw myself out of the saddle and let the horse run away. This is still my attachment style
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(Please do not make the lewd analogies between lovers and horses that I have very naively made glaringly available to you all with this dumb story thank u)
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6 yo spending the day wandering around the house playing the Jurassic Park theme song on her recorder >>>>>>>>
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great to be back to our proper US equilibrium (billionaire tweeting out new policies as they occur to him on the loo)
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Refusing to join the econTwitter Mastodon bc I refuse to accept that I am part of econTwitter
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Y’all can just fill me in on what I really need to know
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my mother sure loves to watch prurient true crime series on Netflix and then lose her goddamn mind every time I tell her I had a date with a man from the internet
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charlie@chunkbardey
5 Nov 2022
having a hard day, wearing my emotional support Big Shirt
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In other weekend antics: a balding man who turned out to be a little hard of hearing asked to buy me a drink in a grocery store wine bar and after half an hour of (loud) conversation said I seemed to be holding it together pretty well for a girl who doesn’t talk to her father
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appreciated that!
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Gasp are the elite institutions wobbling in fulfilling their mission of social reproduction of the white bourgeoisie????
The Wall Street Journal
@WSJ
5 Nov 2022
Kaitlyn Younger applied to five Ivy League schools, plus Stanford and Berkeley, with a 1550 on her SAT. None accepted her. on.wsj.com/3fIUFxT
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Unacceptable
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Anyway I would have hidden most of the Halloween candy this week like any self-respecting social-mobility-aspiring mother but Callardgate has prompted me to leave it out in the candy dish this year like my grandma would have done, never say Twitter is not real life
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Every time my kid goes away I spend the whole time cycling starry eyed around the city like “oh my god I am so in love with Chicago” and being deathly hungover
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Reenacting my twenties escapades in London and Bogota basically
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Feels good
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Carolina Arteaga@caroartc
5 Nov 2022
The one and only @Viquibarone is on the market and any department would be so lucky to have her! Check out her superb jmp on the design of sick leave 🔥🔥🔥
Jennifer Doleac
@jenniferdoleac
5 Nov 2022
Replying to @jenniferdoleac
Victoria Barone JMP: "On the Design of Paid Sick Leave: A Structural Approach" Website: baronevictoria.com/
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