Co-Creator Team Captain on Dara O Briain's #Go8Bit on #Dave and the #TheDoge in #stillstarcrossed on #ABC. Co-host of @desertcrisps Podcast
Joined January 2012
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19 Mar 2020
We are such a bunch of stupid fucks
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12 Apr 2023
Not doing what I’m told when I’m getting arrested is my favourite thing, hands down.
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29 Jan 2023
Sad, lonely fatso Gra*ham Lin*han isn’t just misguided or having a breakdown. He’s a fucking nasty bastard. Straight up horrible. A bully who’s found a niche, a ring of fellow bullies egging him on.
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27 Jan 2023
Winner of hide and seek receiving award:
Respect my privacy at this time
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Sam Pamphilon retweeted
Woah, HUGE news.
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16 Jan 2023
Guys, this isn’t going the way I had hoped. Plz halp
15 Jan 2023
Should I get some dungarees?
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15 Jan 2023
Should I get some dungarees?
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Yeah man!
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What is wrong with you?
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Sam Pamphilon retweeted
7 Jan 2023
“The problem is the bloody guns. I’m only here because my husband is in the military. Otherwise I would not have chosen to come to this country.”
Outraged mother at Richneck Elementary School in Virginia after a 6-year-old shot a teacher
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Sam Pamphilon retweeted
24 Dec 2022
I put Mr Blobby into the end of Die Hard. Blobby Ki-Yay and Merry Christmas everyone.
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19 Dec 2022
No need to have people tell you how drunk you were last night when you have an email from Amazon telling what’s just been dispatched.
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18 Dec 2022
RT @GaryDelaney: The Twelve one liners of Christmas. This time hopefully with sound. This is cut from my first two Live at the Apollos. I l…
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17 Dec 2022
Please help me on this @SportsDirect_CS
16 Dec 2022
@SportsDirect_CS Hello. Hoping you can help. I’m waiting on an order and it hasn’t arrived. I’ve emailed customer service but haven’t had a response.
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16 Dec 2022
This is my sons big Xmas present. Ordered at the end of November. Please don’t let me down.
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