Comedian/Writer/River Dance Champion/Philanthropist/Compulsive Liar
Joined February 2009
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2 Dec 2021
Absolute state of my Monzo Wrappedš¤¦š»āāļø
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27 Oct 2024
Fuck knows what this advert is for but I know it had the Tommy Robinson flag shagger frothing at the mouth yesterday š
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20 Oct 2024
Hour 6 of my journey from London to Liverpool. Queued for 2hrs at Crewe for a rail replacement bus but none available. Got a cab & 5 mins in my driver almost crashed on the M62, heās put the windows down to stay awake. 45 mins to go. Best birthday ever, thanks @AvantiWestCoast š„³
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1 Aug 2024
Play it at my funeral.
30 Jul 2024
There should be a Freeview channel dedicated to just playing this on loop for the next 20 years
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4 Jul 2024
Omg Ed Davey has just been in a horrible zip line accident on the way to his polling station. R.I.P
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Sam Picone retweeted
25 Jun 2024
Still waiting for Adidas to callā¦
Tour on sale now - jeffinnocent.com/tour
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Sam Picone retweeted
6 Apr 2024
Exciting things happening this week!
Doors 7.15pm | Shows 7.45pm
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Sam Picone retweeted
12 Mar 2024
The 2nd leg of my Smart Casual tour is on sale tomorrow with extra dates up and down the country x
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2 Mar 2024
Top tip. If you write 'I'm going to kill myself' on the NatWest chatbot they put you straight through to a human.
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14 Feb 2024
Why tf does Drake look like heās about to ask a girl outside Westfield Stratford to rate him out of 10?
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15 Jan 2024
Donāt know about the rest of you but for me this app has basically turned into LiveLeak 2024. Call me a prude but donāt really fancy starting my day with a cartel beheading video.
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7 Jan 2024
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