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If Twitter dies, let's all buy condos in the same complex, sit out on our patios, and scream our Tweets at each other.
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If you heard a piercing shrill just now, that was my soul after I found a typo in this book I'm reading.
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The exasperated Aaron Boone "We're challenging" gesture and look make me laugh. #RepBX
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Today was one of those days when I wanted to pack all of my books in a handkerchief at the end of a stick and just disappear into a forest with the bindle on my shoulder.
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How do you brush your hair belowground?
With a catacomb.
Hope this sticks with you and haunts your dreams tonight.
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I'm starting a new book, but it's also Sunday, so I'm excitedly miserable.
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We don't talk enough about how the sound of clothes in the dryer provides soothing ambient noise for reading.
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I guess I should put this book down for tonight.
Or this morning.
Whatever the hell time it is.
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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 retweeted
Jun 13
“Divided Over the Declaration” Book Giveaway!
I am giving away TEN signed copies on Divided Over the Declaration to celebrate this week’s Publication Day! 🥳
All you have to do is:
*Give me a follow
*Re-post this post
*Have a U.S. mailing address
I will draw the names tomorrow morning, Sunday, June 14, and announce the winners! Books will ship on Monday.
Thank you!!
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Do me a favor.
If I ever start referring to the things I say around here as "content," please Old Yeller me.
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Facebook Marketplace is funny.
You'll have long stretches of zero interest one minute.
The next, you're selling like Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.
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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 retweeted
Jun 13
not to be overdramatic or anything, but the decline in popularity of handwritten letters is one of the most disappointing decisions we have made as a modern society.
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Sam, you're running out of livable space in the house.
I know, Sam.
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After last night's U.S. men's game and the visit to Walmart today, I've never felt more patriotic.
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Muscle memory had me set my alarm before I crawled into bed.
I would have been PISSED if that had gone off at 6:15am tomorrow.
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I know the national anthem lyric is "At the twilight's last gleaming," but that shouldn't be the time that the U.S. men's World Cup game should begin on the East Coast.
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Probably should take a power nap because the U.S. World Cup game is at Twilight's-ass p.m. tonight.
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