Got a PhD. Need a PostDoc. Twice the Cats. Still Can’t Scuba. Studying molluscan phylogenomics and conservation! She/They.
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10 Dec 2025
The first chapter of my PhD has finally been published! It took 3.5 years and 3 desk rejections to finally get it out into the world!
Hope y'all enjoy our cute little temperate obligate-spring snails that be doing bizarre stuff in Alabama springs.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/…
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incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws
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May 3
7 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK FOR THOSE WHO DON'T IGNORE THE BABY SEAL
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Apr 25
The Great Divide: The Last Of The Bugs
4 extra songs
Out now on all streaming platforms
And yes you get Staying Still
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Apr 7
If you think about it, a scientists whole job is to fuck around and find out
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Apr 5
OneDrive: “your file is saved”
Me: “oh cool where is it?”
Onedrive: “where’s what?”
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Apr 1
“you’re intimidating” ok but did you consider getting braver?
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Mar 30
the lion does not concern herself with writing a conclusion to an essay. the lion already said what she fucking said take it or leave it
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Mar 25
mind you that kinda grip go wayyy back he won’t let go of his love srl
Mar 25
the way he grasps his onscreen love interest so tight need to be studied lmaoooo
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Mar 7
y’all are using your crystals so wrong
put them in a sock and start swinging
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reading 70 pages of a book is hard. reading 300 pages of fanfiction in one sitting until 5am on a work day is the way the god intended
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god forbid a girl be full of whimsy AND rage
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Feb 8
“who you rooting for in the superbowl?”
bad bunny & green day duh
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Feb 8
May my grave become a shelter for every creature of God that wanders in search of refuge and warmth.
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