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Sam Smith @SamSmithComedy
Joined March 2009
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Alex Burgess@pcuser42
Feb 26
Hey look it's @SamSmithComedy! (and a bunch of other random people)
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Uh... no, that's not what I meant.
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No more nachos :(
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*Something happens that doesn't include a person called Ruth* ME: Man, that was ruthless.
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It's Nov 25th - only 13 months till Xmas!!
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A bird in the hand is worth washing your hand.
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What the hell does #IYKYK mean?
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Movie Sequel idea: 101,101 Dalmatians. Same as 101 Dalmatians but just like heaps more dogs and they're everywhere. You can hardly tell what's going on because there are so many goddamn dogs.
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Why did Joe Marler dress as a vampire for the final? #CelebrityTraitors
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Zac's All, Foulkes! #Blackcaps
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Welcome back, Wyclef Jean.
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A kiwi punk band called the Sucks Pustles
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What is the first name of the Jurassic Park character played by New Zealand actor Sam Neill? #QuestionsThatContainTheAnswer
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When Orson Welles died his ashes were chucked down a well.
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Thindlerth Lithp
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I wrote this book about teeth. Guess that makes me an author-dontist.
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People often ask if my name is short for anything, and YES it's short for Samuel Smithereens.
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The Miles and Jones graphic novel series is coming to the UK 🇬🇧 Preorder now and get 25% OFF with code SUMMER25 — only until July 31st! ✍️ @SamSmithComedy 🎨 @cesarlador_illustration 🛒 Waterstones.com #MilesAndJones #WPreorder #GraphicNovel #UKBooks #Waterstones
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Imagine going to a #Coldplay concert and ruining your relationship AND your Saturday.
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A bird jn the hand is worth washing your hand.
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