kitten wrapped in an enigma wrapped in cheese 😽 comedian / singer / MUA / actor / writer / dancer /loves slashes
Joined March 2009
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Sam Sweets retweeted
14 Jan 2025
Heartbreaking 😭
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8 Jan 2025
I joke to try and spread smiles but fr all my heart goes out to everyone effected by the fires all over LA rn 🫶🫶🫶 I can’t sleep watching it all wish I could do more to help
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8 Jan 2025
Where do I sign up to volunteer to give a fireman a BJ tomorrow?
They work their hoses hard for us, I’ll work their hoses hard for them lol
🫡 #supportlafd @LAFD #PalisadesFire #eatonfire #LosAngelesWildfires
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22 Dec 2024
Jimmy Carter was the one who deregulated the airline industry, so remember to thank him for the state of holiday travel this year while waiting for your 4th cancelled flight home
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Sam Sweets retweeted
15 Dec 2024
Drunk as a Skunk? This Skunk Actually Passed the Breathalyzer Test and Is Good to Drive: ow.ly/9i6e50Ur3vL
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Sam Sweets retweeted
15 Dec 2024
breaking my record by one is some sneaky Price is Right shit and I won’t stand for it.
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11 Dec 2024
Why is @ouraring biased against nightshift workers? I work til 2am so my walk home doesnt count as movement bc its after midnight? Wtf kind of discrimination is this?
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29 Nov 2024
Having a Holeday Sale on my Meat Selling Site🤤 onlyfans.com/onleesams #BlackFriday #onlyfansapp #OnlyFans #🍑 #ham #kosher #meat
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Sam Sweets retweeted
29 Nov 2024
DROPPED A BIG STUFFING BUNDLE TODAY 😘🦃🥵
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20 Nov 2024
Never use @Instacart unless you love both your time and money being wasted! You won’t save any time because you’ll just be waiting for somebody to not shop for you and then spend an hour on customer service to get them to refund so you can go to the store yourself
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Sam Sweets retweeted
18 Nov 2024
Stepan is 16 today
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19 Nov 2024
Hi ITS MY BURTHDAY 😘 spoil me plz 🫶 @onleesams #birthdaygift #scorpioseason #OnlyFans #brunetterebel
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Sam Sweets retweeted
15 Sep 2024
AMEN 🙏🏻
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Sam Sweets retweeted
15 Sep 2024
when the cool uncle comes to visit
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