Hey, it's that stick figure from YouTube. no the other one.

Joined February 2017
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Briefly logging back on to this site to say that the unthinkable has come to pass. It has happened. I have been made into a tarantula. Words cannot express my gratitude. Roberto J. León, this is an incredible honor, and one I will cherish until my death. instagram.com/p/DPRK_AdjdXg/
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Discovered if you say "pussy" really fast after someone sneezes, they'll still say thanks. Doesn't work twice though
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fun fact: the uvula is actually the nose of the Palate People that live inside of us
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getting a poop transplant with a cow so I can digest cellulose. lock up your lawns
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new one soon
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Judd Apatow's name sounds like a frat made up by someone who doesn't know greek letters
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questions to ask when it snows: Do it melt Do it grip the street
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Guess how I parsed this the first time
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Got a new monitor recently and I can now see the giant white patches that have apparently been on this thing for 6 years. unreal
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Farmers market black friday was lit. 144 eggs 8 dollars. I trampled them all. The devil shivers before the man with yellow footprints
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told the doctor "I got a problem with my flopper"
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he was a psychiatrist
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molecular biologist needed: If I ate only jello would my poop bounce
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"The atmosphere sucked but the food was great" 👎 "Hate the din, love the dinner" 🔥
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Revised for clarity
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Would love to know wtf this is about. Is there a way to automate removing the very clearly tongue-in-cheek "hey kids" from all my videos retroactively or am I just boned forever
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I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice
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new PB in Shitting (any% Wipeless)
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