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Joined August 2014
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if u like electronic music and wanna see what i've been up to, follow my artist account :)
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The presence of screwworms implies the presence of marryworms and killworms and that's terrifying.
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Officially reached the worst part of the year
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BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.
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"American food ain't shit" *eats the worst examples of American food possible* "Wow this is actually the best food I've ever had in my life"
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I just had an out of body experience
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A couple of Orlando #Storm members have received NFL workouts: - DE Keshawn Banks, #Falcons - WR Cam Camper, Falcons, #Broncos, #Jets #UFL | via Orlando Storm PR
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That one painting hidden entrance #backrooms
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trump’s β€œdeal” with Iran is exactly like Obama’s, except they get $25B instead of $1.5B and Obama didn’t start a war or get the Strait of Hormuz closed or kill thousands of people and waste billions of dollars to do it. Way to go, MAGA. Your racist cult leader is a fucking moron.
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Americans after paying $300 billion to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz which was never closed

BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News. This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all. If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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53-year drought. 20-year drought. Both gone in a matter of 24 hours πŸ†πŸ†
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THE @CANES ARE THE 2026 #STANLEYCUP CHAMPIONS!! πŸŒͺ️
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The White House is now beefing with the weather
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job’s done βœ…
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for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world πŸ†
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CHAMPIONS. πŸ†
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KINGS TAKE THE CROWN πŸ‘‘ Proud to be the 2026 United Bowl CHAMPIONS!
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COTY 🀝 MVP The best of the best belong to Orlando.
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It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.
Timothée Chalamet CANNOT BELIEVE the Knicks pulled off the comeback 😱
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Forecast: Most Valuable Player πŸ† Jack Plummer is your 2026 UFL League MVP!
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Jack Plummer's season was one for the record books, and now he's taking home the league's highest individual honor. Congratulations 2026 UFL MVP Jack Plummer!
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MVP(lummer) Congratulations 2026 UFL MVP Jack Plummer!
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