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Abdul-Somod retweeted
no be this stage of my life I go dey beg person to stay for my life, life to hard pass all this things, who wan leave make e leave abeg😂💔
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Reallll
You leave X for a day without engagement
You will definitely struggle to get your balance back
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Highest price must not pass 6k
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If I would gift you something it’s with intentionality something I know you want or you’ll need.
In this case if I should buy you boxers maybe you’re always wearing one particular boxers 😭😭😂
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A woman that loves you will not give you boxers as a birthday gift.
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once i notice say my heart dey over beat if you no reply me on time, i don sharply click block button, i’m too young to be in such emotional trauma 😹
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Imagine a secondary school girl sending this to a Corper. It might be a setup too
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I saw a text message that a student sent to a Corps member a few days after his NYSC service ended. She wants to get him in trouble.
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I want to bake bread for the first time today.
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Egi Nupe gave my number to someone to text me on WhatsApp. Baba simply added “please write your words in full, if not, he won’t reply you” 😂😂😂😂😂
But honestly, what’s the meaning of “m gud”, “tnkx”, “am cumin”, “gud mrn”?
Are you not insane like that?
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I once texted my X crush, he left me on read.😭😫
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Wetin cause am? Dem collect your Capri sonne???
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Cried so much my vision started getting blurry.😂
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🎓 BSc — Mathematics (Summa Cum Laude)
🎓 SREB Doctoral Fellow
🎓 PhD — Systems Modeling & Analysis (Applied Mathematics)
🎓 Postdoc — Systems Medicine / Mathematical Biology
🌱 5 co-authored publications
🌱 creator of Behavioral Systems Modeling ™
Jun 12
Hi women, can you post pictures or talk about your academic achievements? I need some motivation this month.
If you see this tweet, share it so women can see it.
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Abdul-Somod retweeted
Quite the opposite for me.
People often mistake me for a baby because of my stature....😭
I'm actually small but not how they often imagine.
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People often mistake me for an adult just because of my age…😭
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I saw your charger But I no see your phone
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We listen we don't judge..
😂 😂 😂
I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. I entered the kitchen to get a glass of water.
Somehow, I mistakenly came back to my room with a small bowl of eba.
I swear I didn’t eat it 🙂↔️
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Abdul-Somod retweeted
Some of us been through so much that even something good feels like a set up
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Wetin you dey check on me for? You be doctor?
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as everything be for nigeria now, nobody it is safe except the prisoners
omo buruku lojo ti tie😂😭😭
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There is,
Grey
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Girllllll, don't make this mistake next time oo, or else I'd flog you
Someone offered to buy me a blue tick yesterday,If you are seeing this,thank you so much ,I really appreciate your kindness.But the person in another country and we didn't know how to transact the money,so I asked the person not to worry.
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I'm with this native pope and he shouted Jesus Christ
Nah once I cancel the transaction!
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Beware oo, make bandit no disguise as yam seller
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